Alternates.

[ruleofthewind]

I've been wondering about Spike's world's Rogues. Everything I've heard about them points to them being grade-A assholes--yes, I'm aware of the irony of me calling someone an asshole, but they're supposed to be worse than me--but I want to see it with my own eyes. Are they really as classless and cruel as I've heard, or is there something more

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[windmasterjet]

Whatever you've been hearing about my team and I from lilbluebastard there, ignore. He just can't let go of the fact that I'm faster, trickier and better than he could ever hope to be. But then, you should know all about that already, if you've been here and been around him.

This is weird, by the way. I wasn't expecting to come across another me...

[ruleofthewind]

Speaking of who's fastest, I never did have that race with Spike. I can't wait to see him in lace after I win.

You think this is weird? You haven't seen rogueofbabylon yet. He's a middle-aged us who's boinking a reformed supervillain and an echidna.

[windmasterjet]

He's... what? Hmm. That's not weird, that's just proof that even when we get older we'll still have it going on since we can land two girls easy and manage to keep it together.

..... wait. What the hell do you mean you 'can't wait to see him in lace'?

[ruleofthewind]

The reformed supervillain and echidna? They're guys.

When I win, Spike wears lace underwear. In the extremely unlikely event Spike wins, I wear a dress. We made a bet on the race.

[windmasterjet]

..... haha. Very funny.

Oh, humiliation tactics! I get you. I was worried there for a second.

[ruleofthewind]

It ain't a joke. If I were joking, I've said he was banging that Eggman guy and his boytoy.

Well, it started out that way, anyway. Turns out he looks really good in lace...

[windmasterjet]

I don't know what you think you're doing, but you can't fool me. The most recent entry on that journal you linked me to says he's with that super hot batgirl, Rouge, and he's going to be a father. So whatever you're trying to pull, you're just making yourself (and thereby me) look like an ass.

..... what?

..... Oh, I get it. You're still trying to be an asshole.

[st_jimmys_fire]

Oh, how cute, another kid Jet! Sorry, kid, but that hot bat's the ex. I'm the current main squeeze. Cmdr. Sonic "Crazypants" O'Reily, at your service.

[windmasterjet]

.....

This is some kind of really twisted group joke, isn't it. Hahaha. Not a damned one of you are funny. An older me? Get with the spikeball? On a cold day in Hell!

[st_jimmys_fire]

Hey now, why wouldn't he wanna get with me? I may not be in my prime anymore, but I'm still fun! And pretty flexable~ <3

[windmasterjet]

Oh, hmm, let's see... just maybe because you're a GUY?

Flexibility doesn't make up for the fact that you're entirely the wrong gender.

[st_jimmys_fire]

Yeah, I'm a guy. I'm told I'm quite fetching in pink satin, tho'~

"Wrong gender"? So you're still in the closet, huh? I remember when my Jet was like that. You'll start admitting that a guy is OK too someday, kid.

[windmasterjet]

Oh, I get it. I'm actually on some weird internet version of Candid Camera, right?

In the closet? There isn't any closet to BE in! I'm not even remotely gay!

[st_jimmys_fire]

In a way. Smile! You're bisexual in three two different parallel worlds!

[windmasterjet]

I'm not bi-anything! I don't know what the hell is wrong with those other two versions of me but I can assure you it isn't wrong with ME.

I don't like guys. Never have, never will!

[st_jimmys_fire]

You sure about that, kid? You never felt the least bit funny looking at that kid me in motion? I'm told the way the wind blows my quills is absolutely stunning, and I'm sure that'd hold for the kid mes.