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[ruininurworld]

[CLANGCLANG, a phone banging against a desk, the cord whipping behind it]

-HONE CALL? ONE PHONE CAAAAALL? AHHH, I DON'T DESERVE EVEN HALF A PHONE CALL! ALL MY ROAMING MINUTES SHOULD BE PUT OVER A SPIT AND ROOOOASTED!
I AM A FELON!
A CROOK!
WHAT THE MOTHERS OF FELONS AND CROOKS WARN THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT!
I AM PURE EVIIIIIL!

DON'T YOU SEE?! DON

Comments

[whee_go_boom]

Prison?

[ruininurworld]

I AM A DANGER TO SOCIETY!!

[examinin_urboyz]

That's a joke right?

[whee_go_boom]

Most prisoners haven't the wit to understand jokes.

[examinin_urboyz]

Really now?

/still recovering, he's fixed, but DRUGGED TO THE GILLS

[whee_go_boom]

You haven't any idea how illiterate a man can be until one views the dregs of society. Absolutely no appreciation, it's astounding.

He has gills?

[examinin_urboyz]

Do elaborate.

Your mom has gills

[upyourscolonel]

I think he's just hopped up on morphine.

Your face has gills.

[examinin_urboyz]

Ah, so that's what it is.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

[upyourscolonel]

Yeah, well. Hohenheim got pissed off at him and broke his arms, so.

I'm actually impressed that he's able to type.

nevah

[examinin_urboyz]

I'm going to kill him.

D:

[upyourscolonel]

Ah?

:3

[examinin_urboyz]

Painfully, starting with his damned thick skull.

[upyourscolonel]

Who, Kimbley? Why?

[examinin_urboyz]

Because he's a damn moron.

[upyourscolonel]

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