Doctor's Advice Tuesday

[rude_not_ginger]

I've decided to give up freelancing.

From here on out, I've decided to become a professional advice columnist. Or...something like that. Anyhow, today, the Doctor is in. Ask me anything, and I'll give you the best possible solution.

THE DOCTOR IS IN.

Comments

[rude_not_ginger]

Yes.

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[rude_not_ginger]

[humanmapquest]

Dear Doctor,

My guardians have lost their common sense. What should I do to return it to them?

Sincerely,

A concerned child.

[rude_not_ginger]

Dear Concerned Child,

Guardians, and most adults, have absolutely no common sense to begin with. Just keep yourself together and do what you need to do.

-D

[alan_shore]

I need to dispose of a Slanket. I'd prefer it look like an accident.

[rude_not_ginger]

Right, why have you got a Slanket in the first place?

[alan_shore]

Is that relevant? It was a gift.

[rude_not_ginger]

Of course it's relevant! Who would do that to you?

[powered_otaku]

Dear Doctor:

Someone just blew our secret...again. Can I travel with you so I can avoid the orange jumpsuit this time?

Sincerely,
A very weary time-traveler

[rude_not_ginger]

Dear Very Weary Time-Traveler,

Oh, go on. Twist my arm, then.

See you in 15?

-D

[powered_otaku]

Dear Doctor:

I will be wearing the white carnation at the rift. I am already packed.

---Hiro

[rude_not_ginger]

Brilliant!

[everybody_lives]

I'd need to see your qualifications. Where does it say you know the best possible solution?

[rude_not_ginger]

Don't trust me, professor Song?

[everybody_lives]

Any reason that I should?

Pay no attention to that trusting, end of the universe speech.

[rude_not_ginger]

I have fantastic hair.