Doctor's Advice Tuesday

[rude_not_ginger]

I've decided to give up freelancing.

From here on out, I've decided to become a professional advice columnist. Or...something like that. Anyhow, today, the Doctor is in. Ask me anything, and I'll give you the best possible solution.

THE DOCTOR IS IN.

Comments

[everybody_lives]

I'd need to see your qualifications. Where does it say you know the best possible solution?

[rude_not_ginger]

Don't trust me, professor Song?

[everybody_lives]

Any reason that I should?

Pay no attention to that trusting, end of the universe speech.

[rude_not_ginger]

I have fantastic hair.

[everybody_lives]

But not ginger. Know anyone that has ginger hair, Doctor?

[rude_not_ginger]

I did, once.

[everybody_lives]

Is that the answer?

[rude_not_ginger]

Being ginger?

Nah, but it's a start.

[everybody_lives]

Here is a question for the Doctor.

Do you resent my ginger hair, then?

[rude_not_ginger]

Resent? No.

It suits you.

[everybody_lives]

I should hope so.