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please take note of my reminder post. slackers.
wanna know about my week? i know you do. its been eventful.
last saturday, for various evil reasons, i invited a certain someone to go shopping with me and the mad sexy siriana watson. actually, her gorgeousness played no part in my evil intentions, but it certainly didnt hurt. he was like. drooling. all over. they were talking about her interests.... and she said she dreamed of marrying a pro baseball player. and the boy almost tripped on himself. "I PLAY BASEBALL!!1!!!11!" ever the blunt one in the group, siri says... "yeah, but i was kind of thinking a hot baseball player....." then he died inside. and she tried to make it better. which is never a good idea. "oh no! youre.. cute... you just..... well.... you know you kind of have a pig nose and youre way too fat..." ahhhhhh! i had to swallow my tongue to keep from just slamming his pride in the testicles. it was a funny day. then i went to work. blahhh. i think she just took him home after she dropped me off, i dont know. haha. he was like "ahhh your trucks bigger than mine and my dads put together :o" siri needs to stop talking to BAM... "yeah, so is my cock."
last sunday was basically hilarious. pummer woke up before i did and him and my mom made breakfast/lunch... brunch! :D then i woke up and got pretty and they were just finishing up so i talked to them for a few minutes (both mah bitches making me food) and started to set the table when i hear the annoying chime of my annoying doorbell that ive always hated... because its annoying. a couple quick taps at the door later and im on it. door opens to find random blonde bimbo on my doorstep. aww yay. (*stabs self*) blah. so then shes all "hi alex! ^^! can i come in?" "*blank stare*" "id like to talk about some things with you?" mom walks by... her eyes grow to the size of her head and she disappears back into the kitchen. less than a second later pummer stalks out of the kitchen with fucking heat vision on this bitch. shes fucking retarded. "oh! shane?" he is so funny. he just walked up to the door, puts one finger on her forehead, gives her a push, and very politely (or not!) closes the door in her face. shes such a retard. all you heard after that was "uh! *impatient knock*" i swear hes so funny. he opened the door with this completely outrageous look of fake surprise on his face, then gives her a huge sarcastic smile. then his face just dropped into disgust and he swung the door shut. XD she caught it and was like "wait!" then she started to step in and he stepped forward with this look like "wtf you do not come into my house!" and up till now im just watching with this amused half-grin. and she was like "uh! alex! *pout*" and pummer was like "uh! what?! *pout* *rolls eyes* get the fuck out." the look on her face was just so... wtfomg?! ;-;" like. shes such a spoiled little bitch... so i just laughed and left the room. i guess hed taken care of her within a minute because as soon as mom asked me what was going on, the door slammed shut. pummer came back in with this hilarious look... like you could tell he was kind of pissed off but he looked really amused... but amused in the "wtf" kind of way. he was like "daaaamn. what is tha deal here? i mean jeeeesus lady! *wide eyed* *shakes head*" then we ate and watched crime dramas and went to work! ha. when pummer dropped me off, he was like "if you pick up any girls tonight, make sure theyre not fucking idiots, okay? i mean... jeeeesus!" XD but really. i mean like... okay? wtf do you want woman??
we both slept abnormally late on monday. like. mom was home from work when we got up. my mom has this look sometimes. and it just kills me. like shes putting down a bag of groceries and we walk downstairs yawning and doing the belly scratch. pummer was all "what up madre?" and she just looks up at us with her lips all tight and her eyebrows pulled together. then she looks back down, just like that and shakes her head, just doesnt say anything. its the motherly version of "okay now wtf?" it just cracks me up. we ate dinner, watched tv, passed out on the couch at some ungodly hour.
on tuesday, surprisingly, we woke up pretty early! like. mom hadnt left yet. shes so cute. "oh!! good morning! ^_^ do you want food ^^? *obviously running a bit late*" pummer was like "shush, get out, were big boys." then she made this big deal about him growing up so fast and she was all clinging around his neck and he just awkwardly hugged her and laughed. i was like "oh thanks mom! dont love me!" and pummer was like "shes just known me since i was tiny hooch, dont feel bad that she only just met you! (/sarcasm)" and then she was all "oh hush! *light slap to pummer* i watched you grow up on that football field too. you know, with your psychotic set of parents there... i always knew theyd end up funny >-> *leaves for work*" XD around 10 we started to get restless, sp we got into swimmy things and walked (yes walked, pummer peed his pants) down to the river and had insane little kid fun. then it started to sprinkle a little, and afer being hesitant to get in, pummer was like "what, who cares, its just sprinkling a little." and i was like "wtf NO. you get OUT of the river when it rains AT ALL." haha :D then we layed around until we were dry (it stopped sprinkling, duh) and walked/ran/acted retarded all the way back home. every time wed go around a corner pummer would be like "well good fucking christ when does it end?!" then... XD omg it was so unexpectedly funny.... he was like "ah yes! i never thought id be so glad to see your awkwardly green house!" then we went inside and had the gayest bubble bath ever. we made such a fucking mess. like... mad shaving cream wars and blowing bubbles and splashing and stuff. then we just left our SOGGY ass swim trunks in this massive puddle on the floor XD then we decided wed go rent a couple movies because we were bored senseless, and we almost got into a fucking wreck, just on my road, like a few seconds out of my driveway. and surprisingly it had nothing to do with pummer driving as crazy as usual. some fucking granny van comes screaming around the curve and it just right in the middle of both lanes, so pummer just jerks and off-roads it. gahhh. it was scary. like theres not really any time to react like that you know? but then we got movies! ^_^ we sat around watching them and eating a hearty meal of gummi bears, lucky charms, and chocolate ice cream ^_^ we both put in to be off that day, so there was none of the work thing...
wednesday was my birthday ^_^ pummer like... jumped me at 12:01. and i dont remmeber falling back asleep... but i woke up around 11 ish and mom had made spicy egss and ham and waffles. gahhh. yum. its ridiculous how skinny we both are. we eat like fucking monsters. we all just hung around in the kicthen for awhile cleaning up and talking, then mom started making my cake and me and pummer ran around outside like mad men. haha. it was the first time sicne i was like 10 that i had to be hosed down before coming inside! it was sooo muddy. then i got cleaned up and zack called me and i talked to him for about an hour ^_^ then the three of us went out and ate at chilis, which is my favorite place in the entire world. like holy shit. i could eat them out of business. then we hung around the pensacola mall for a little while ebfore coming home and having the best cake on earth. auugggh. it was like... chcolate devils food cake with strawberry filling? fuck. i almost creamed my effing pants. then i asked pummer what he got me... and he was like "okay youre 20 right?" "yes?" "well, pick a number between 1 and 20!" "...20!" "ah 20 times 20. thats 400 right?" "i dunno" "*SMACK*" "OMG WTF?!" "*SMACK* 400 ritualistic beatings! *SMACK*" lmfao XD omgggg. so by the end of that we were both dying we were laughing so hard. then he was like "okay okay. if youre really good, ill tie a bow on my cock and you can have that." then i threw up. so then we all curled up and watched tv together. then mom fell asleep and i carried her to bed. we sat up for a little bit before going to bed too.
thursday! we woke up around in the morning and layed around eating rice crispies and what thins. i guess we were feeling starchy? then we watched a movie and ended up falling asleep and having to rush to get ready for work. pummer ended up i na pair of my black pants! XD after work he stole me and we got curly fries and went to the beach ^_^ its crazy how sweet he can be sometimes. (sometimes.)
friday was pretty much wake up and go to work.
saturday too. jesus that was the best sleep of my life. (ive been tired lately)
yesterday i mentioned to my manager that i might want to look for another job. hes pretty cool. he took me in his office and we just talked about it. like, i work in orange beach and pummers works in malbis. a little stressing... but i said ive just been kind of bored with it lately without annie it seemed dull. so he helped me look up places that were hiring and told me hed do his best to get me whatever job i wanted ^_^ he made me feel really happy. like you know how when someone notices something about you thats really important to you? he was like "youve always been completely honest with me hookman, and thats the best i could ever want out of an employee." awww it made me blush like a little schoolgirl <3... not really. :D
today was lay out in your hammock with pummer day. we did not move. like holy shit. me + pummer + hammock + nachos + salsa = <3. well. we actually did move an hour or two later. it started pouring. so we went inside an took a nap. jesus. weve both just been exhausted lately. i dont know what it is. then we woke up and ate dinner like wed never seen solid food before. then we went out for a bike ride through the puddles ^_^ now pummers asleep and im fucking tired. im tired of sleeping though...
ahhhhhhhh X_X
(no one ever talks to me, so i have to post two weeks worth of bullshit to feel like we know each other ;-;)
please take note of my reminder post. slackers.
wanna know about my week? i know you do. its been eventful.
last saturday, for various evil reasons, i invited a certain someone to go shopping with me and the mad sexy siriana watson. actually, her gorgeousness played no part in my evil intentions, but it certainly didnt hurt. he was like. drooling. all over. they were talking about her interests.... and she said she dreamed of marrying a pro baseball player. and the boy almost tripped on himself. "I PLAY BASEBALL!!1!!!11!" ever the blunt one in the group, siri says... "yeah, but i was kind of thinking a hot baseball player....." then he died inside. and she tried to make it better. which is never a good idea. "oh no! youre.. cute... you just..... well.... you know you kind of have a pig nose and youre way too fat..." ahhhhhh! i had to swallow my tongue to keep from just slamming his pride in the testicles. it was a funny day. then i went to work. blahhh. i think she just took him home after she dropped me off, i dont know. haha. he was like "ahhh your trucks bigger than mine and my dads put together :o" siri needs to stop talking to BAM... "yeah, so is my cock."
last sunday was basically hilarious. pummer woke up before i did and him and my mom made breakfast/lunch... brunch! :D then i woke up and got pretty and they were just finishing up so i talked to them for a few minutes (both mah bitches making me food) and started to set the table when i hear the annoying chime of my annoying doorbell that ive always hated... because its annoying. a couple quick taps at the door later and im on it. door opens to find random blonde bimbo on my doorstep. aww yay. (*stabs self*) blah. so then shes all "hi alex! ^^! can i come in?" "*blank stare*" "id like to talk about some things with you?" mom walks by... her eyes grow to the size of her head and she disappears back into the kitchen. less than a second later pummer stalks out of the kitchen with fucking heat vision on this bitch. shes fucking retarded. "oh! shane?" he is so funny. he just walked up to the door, puts one finger on her forehead, gives her a push, and very politely (or not!) closes the door in her face. shes such a retard. all you heard after that was "uh! *impatient knock*" i swear hes so funny. he opened the door with this completely outrageous look of fake surprise on his face, then gives her a huge sarcastic smile. then his face just dropped into disgust and he swung the door shut. XD she caught it and was like "wait!" then she started to step in and he stepped forward with this look like "wtf you do not come into my house!" and up till now im just watching with this amused half-grin. and she was like "uh! alex! *pout*" and pummer was like "uh! what?! *pout* *rolls eyes* get the fuck out." the look on her face was just so... wtfomg?! ;-;" like. shes such a spoiled little bitch... so i just laughed and left the room. i guess hed taken care of her within a minute because as soon as mom asked me what was going on, the door slammed shut. pummer came back in with this hilarious look... like you could tell he was kind of pissed off but he looked really amused... but amused in the "wtf" kind of way. he was like "daaaamn. what is tha deal here? i mean jeeeesus lady! *wide eyed* *shakes head*" then we ate and watched crime dramas and went to work! ha. when pummer dropped me off, he was like "if you pick up any girls tonight, make sure theyre not fucking idiots, okay? i mean... jeeeesus!" XD but really. i mean like... okay? wtf do you want woman??
we both slept abnormally late on monday. like. mom was home from work when we got up. my mom has this look sometimes. and it just kills me. like shes putting down a bag of groceries and we walk downstairs yawning and doing the belly scratch. pummer was all "what up madre?" and she just looks up at us with her lips all tight and her eyebrows pulled together. then she looks back down, just like that and shakes her head, just doesnt say anything. its the motherly version of "okay now wtf?" it just cracks me up. we ate dinner, watched tv, passed out on the couch at some ungodly hour.
on tuesday, surprisingly, we woke up pretty early! like. mom hadnt left yet. shes so cute. "oh!! good morning! ^_^ do you want food ^^? *obviously running a bit late*" pummer was like "shush, get out, were big boys." then she made this big deal about him growing up so fast and she was all clinging around his neck and he just awkwardly hugged her and laughed. i was like "oh thanks mom! dont love me!" and pummer was like "shes just known me since i was tiny hooch, dont feel bad that she only just met you! (/sarcasm)" and then she was all "oh hush! *light slap to pummer* i watched you grow up on that football field too. you know, with your psychotic set of parents there... i always knew theyd end up funny >-> *leaves for work*" XD around 10 we started to get restless, sp we got into swimmy things and walked (yes walked, pummer peed his pants) down to the river and had insane little kid fun. then it started to sprinkle a little, and afer being hesitant to get in, pummer was like "what, who cares, its just sprinkling a little." and i was like "wtf NO. you get OUT of the river when it rains AT ALL." haha :D then we layed around until we were dry (it stopped sprinkling, duh) and walked/ran/acted retarded all the way back home. every time wed go around a corner pummer would be like "well good fucking christ when does it end?!" then... XD omg it was so unexpectedly funny.... he was like "ah yes! i never thought id be so glad to see your awkwardly green house!" then we went inside and had the gayest bubble bath ever. we made such a fucking mess. like... mad shaving cream wars and blowing bubbles and splashing and stuff. then we just left our SOGGY ass swim trunks in this massive puddle on the floor XD then we decided wed go rent a couple movies because we were bored senseless, and we almost got into a fucking wreck, just on my road, like a few seconds out of my driveway. and surprisingly it had nothing to do with pummer driving as crazy as usual. some fucking granny van comes screaming around the curve and it just right in the middle of both lanes, so pummer just jerks and off-roads it. gahhh. it was scary. like theres not really any time to react like that you know? but then we got movies! ^_^ we sat around watching them and eating a hearty meal of gummi bears, lucky charms, and chocolate ice cream ^_^ we both put in to be off that day, so there was none of the work thing...
wednesday was my birthday ^_^ pummer like... jumped me at 12:01. and i dont remmeber falling back asleep... but i woke up around 11 ish and mom had made spicy egss and ham and waffles. gahhh. yum. its ridiculous how skinny we both are. we eat like fucking monsters. we all just hung around in the kicthen for awhile cleaning up and talking, then mom started making my cake and me and pummer ran around outside like mad men. haha. it was the first time sicne i was like 10 that i had to be hosed down before coming inside! it was sooo muddy. then i got cleaned up and zack called me and i talked to him for about an hour ^_^ then the three of us went out and ate at chilis, which is my favorite place in the entire world. like holy shit. i could eat them out of business. then we hung around the pensacola mall for a little while ebfore coming home and having the best cake on earth. auugggh. it was like... chcolate devils food cake with strawberry filling? fuck. i almost creamed my effing pants. then i asked pummer what he got me... and he was like "okay youre 20 right?" "yes?" "well, pick a number between 1 and 20!" "...20!" "ah 20 times 20. thats 400 right?" "i dunno" "*SMACK*" "OMG WTF?!" "*SMACK* 400 ritualistic beatings! *SMACK*" lmfao XD omgggg. so by the end of that we were both dying we were laughing so hard. then he was like "okay okay. if youre really good, ill tie a bow on my cock and you can have that." then i threw up. so then we all curled up and watched tv together. then mom fell asleep and i carried her to bed. we sat up for a little bit before going to bed too.
thursday! we woke up around in the morning and layed around eating rice crispies and what thins. i guess we were feeling starchy? then we watched a movie and ended up falling asleep and having to rush to get ready for work. pummer ended up i na pair of my black pants! XD after work he stole me and we got curly fries and went to the beach ^_^ its crazy how sweet he can be sometimes. (sometimes.)
friday was pretty much wake up and go to work.
saturday too. jesus that was the best sleep of my life. (ive been tired lately)
yesterday i mentioned to my manager that i might want to look for another job. hes pretty cool. he took me in his office and we just talked about it. like, i work in orange beach and pummers works in malbis. a little stressing... but i said ive just been kind of bored with it lately without annie it seemed dull. so he helped me look up places that were hiring and told me hed do his best to get me whatever job i wanted ^_^ he made me feel really happy. like you know how when someone notices something about you thats really important to you? he was like "youve always been completely honest with me hookman, and thats the best i could ever want out of an employee." awww it made me blush like a little schoolgirl <3... not really. :D
today was lay out in your hammock with pummer day. we did not move. like holy shit. me + pummer + hammock + nachos + salsa = <3. well. we actually did move an hour or two later. it started pouring. so we went inside an took a nap. jesus. weve both just been exhausted lately. i dont know what it is. then we woke up and ate dinner like wed never seen solid food before. then we went out for a bike ride through the puddles ^_^ now pummers asleep and im fucking tired. im tired of sleeping though...
ahhhhhhhh X_X
(no one ever talks to me, so i have to post two weeks worth of bullshit to feel like we know each other ;-;)