Dec 08, 2008 20:58
Location: the Kitchen in Five's TARDIS
For: Anyone
*has fallen asleep in the middle of tinkering with the mechanics of his iPhone*
*is dreaming*
"Doctor! What's happening!"
"Oh, nothing... Just a moment. Would you stop messing with that?"
Turlough continued to turn the knob on the old timey radio, switching the incarnations of the Doctors like stations.
"Really, Turlough, or I'll kick you out on some remote desert planet," Six thru Nine said.
"Alright, alright," Turlough sighed and settled on station Five. "Now, PLEASE settle this!"
"Yes, yes, I've got it. Now, in order to get us all off Ophara, I'm sending us all exactly where we came from when we arrived. Like it never happened. Of course, we'll all remember it." The Fifth Doctor reached for a enormous lever that hadn't been in the console a moment ago.
"No! Wait!" Turlough lunged to stop him, "You'll be killing Adric again!"
The Doctor paused, looking furious, "You think *I'm* responisble for that?"
"I'm barely older than him! Please, Doctor, you can't--"
The Doctor glared at him coldly, "If you like him so much, why don't you sleep with him?"
Turlough stared back, speechless.
The Doctor pulled the lever and the TARDIS rocked heavy before tossing Turlough across the room. The Doctor stood where he was, "Some things just can't be helped."
*wakes up with a jolt and yells*
Adric!
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