Things I am, am not into RE: Dan Silver
Things I am into:
1. He used to be in a band but apparently still bathes.
2. Funnier than shit.
3. Married and STILL has a flat motherfuckingstomach.
4. He's a cop - peace officer, not an "oral cop/288", in san fran. mmm uniforms.
5. Fucking awesome tiger stripes, hello?
6. Comic book nerd - and met me at CCI. Bought me a drink and didn't even bitch (much) that I only had one.
Things I am NOT into.
1. I only got to have one drink, and went home sober.
2. See #3 above, first clause
3. Jealous because a) I'm not cool enough to get tiger stripes and b) I did not get to enter the comicon.
4. He knows words I don't. "mentally dysmorphic"
5. Complications.
1. He used to be in a band but apparently still bathes.
2. Funnier than shit.
3. Married and STILL has a flat motherfuckingstomach.
4. He's a cop - peace officer, not an "oral cop/288", in san fran. mmm uniforms.
5. Fucking awesome tiger stripes, hello?
6. Comic book nerd - and met me at CCI. Bought me a drink and didn't even bitch (much) that I only had one.
Things I am NOT into.
1. I only got to have one drink, and went home sober.
2. See #3 above, first clause
3. Jealous because a) I'm not cool enough to get tiger stripes and b) I did not get to enter the comicon.
4. He knows words I don't. "mentally dysmorphic"
5. Complications.