Unmovable object, meet irresistable force. *giggle*

...I think it says something for how long I've been here that I see the word "ozone" and immediately think 大曽根, and not "hole in the ozone layer" ozone. (For you non-exchangies, at the train stations the name is written in kanji, hiragana and romaji, so 大曽根 = ozone.)