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Call me simple but stuff like this cracks me way up.
Holy Bloopers Heard At Church
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they can be seen in the church basement Friday afternoon.
On Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the expense of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet please come forward to get a piece of paper.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. White to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
Tuesday at 5 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk please come early.
The service will close with “Little Drops of Water”. One of the men will start quietly, and the rest of the congregation will join in.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
The Eighth-Graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s HAMLET in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
The concert held in the Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister’s daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “Hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.
Don’t let worry kill you - let the church help.
Holy Bloopers Heard At Church
The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind, and they can be seen in the church basement Friday afternoon.
On Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the expense of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet please come forward to get a piece of paper.
For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. White to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
The choir will meet at the Larsen house for fun and sinning.
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
Tuesday at 5 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk please come early.
The service will close with “Little Drops of Water”. One of the men will start quietly, and the rest of the congregation will join in.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
The Eighth-Graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s HAMLET in the church basement on Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
The concert held in the Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister’s daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say “Hell” to someone who doesn’t care much about you.
Don’t let worry kill you - let the church help.