[Cue Anya looking nervous and uncomfortable.]

ah... um... I... I d-don't want to be a b-bother... but has anyone s-seen Mr.Nitram? It's j-just, he hasn't c-come home in f-five days... I d-don't m-mind if he is staying s-somewhere else... b-but I'm a l-little worried, since he didn't c-check in... I'm p-probably just w-worrying over n-nothing....

I ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on to show a very odd and very "mature" sight, though neither participant would recognize it as such. Stray and Anya stand at the river's edge, naked bodies dripping wet with the crimson liquid. Both of them are grinning and giggling like school girls discussing a crush, seemingly unaware of what a strange scenario they are ( Read more... )

[The feed switches on to Anya sitting at a rather odd angle, trying to look at a thick metal anklet. She leans back more, holding her leg up to see the faint lettering in the band. Her head turns from side to side, nose scrunching the tiniest bit.]

S-so that’s f-five days after the solstice… or t-three? M-maybe an eight- AH!

[She falls back with a ( Read more... )

Um... d-does anyone know how to breed l-leaches?

[Yup. A "doctor" is asking about how to breed leaches, and holding up a large jar full of pale white leaches, with dark stripes over their backs. Be afraid.] 

( [Cut for length and Sohma hugging] )

[The communicator switches on, showing a sea of colorful fabric scattered all over the ground. In the center of all this sits Anya, sewing what looks like a small, green, stuffed animal.]

-I'm n-not that much of a d-doormat...

[She looks slightly frustrated, her cheeks puffed out slightly in a pout. Anya gets no answer, but continues on like she did ( Read more... )

[The video starts up with Anya propping her communicator on a pillow, so that it can film her and she doesn't have to hold it. She moves away, and goes back to what she was doing, which happens to be cleaning out a heavy looking revolver.]

D-did anyone else n-notice something odd about the l-last week?

[She doesn't look away from her work as she ( Read more... )

[The feed turns on and there's Ed, staring absently right into the camera. He seems to be awfully close to it, and yet both his head and torso are able to completely fill the screen. He keeps staring into the camera for a few moments, silent, expression unchanging. And then finally, he steps back and points at an empty plate that's sitting on the ( Read more... )

[The feed clicks on and at first there isn't much, just an odd scratching sound from the person handling the watch, it's camera covered. It sounds like it'll be about as interesting as a back pocket phone call. The scratching continues, along with a few coughs, and then a few more, quickly turning into a fit. There's a clattering sound, and sudden ( Read more... )

[At some point in time, somewhere in the city, Anya has fallen asleep. On a bench, on the ground, propped up on a building, she doesn't really care. Feel free to trip over her]