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[ergaleomancer]

[[Do you like dogs? Who doesn't like dogs? These aren't monster dogs or anything of the sort, they're just cocker spaniel puppies. They're even pretty cute! ...They're all barking around in Theta's shop. Theta herself is nowhere to be seen.]]

[[The feed turns on, presumably from upstairs, to show a very teary-eyed Theta. She looks terrified.]]

Someone help...