[voice] 001
[There's a high female voice, speaking in an almost sing-song fashion.] Helloo~ooo~?! Is this thing working? This is one of those new tiny "cellular phones" with the cameras, right? 'Cause it's got this "video" option here and a "voice" option here! And look, it comes with a dial! ... Covered in gla- oh, that's the clock!
Oopsy.
[A pause. She huffs in annoyance.] Hmm~ is it broken? Is the line dead? Hey, hey, hey~ listen to me!
Who am I talking to? [She mistakes the recording for a phone call, yet she doesn't even give the imaginary other person on the line a chance to answer.] Is the line dead? But I don't hear any beeping! [A long, drawn-out whine.]
C'mon! Talk to me! [A somewhat muffled sound like somebody falling into cloth.]
I bet you're Kensei, secretly listening, but pretending you aren't, so I'll hang up! You're trying to ditch me, aren't you? Ooh, how sneaky and mean, Kensei!
I'll show you!
[With a sudden flare in temper, she sounds quite confident.
Then, after a brief pause in which you can hear an exaggerated intake of breath.]
KEN-SEI!!!!!
YOU
ARE
A DUUUUUMMYYYYYYY!!
[End of message. We hope your ear-drums haven't burst.]
((Same as third-person sample. xD; Sorry for sheer length!))
Oopsy.
[A pause. She huffs in annoyance.] Hmm~ is it broken? Is the line dead? Hey, hey, hey~ listen to me!
Who am I talking to? [She mistakes the recording for a phone call, yet she doesn't even give the imaginary other person on the line a chance to answer.] Is the line dead? But I don't hear any beeping! [A long, drawn-out whine.]
C'mon! Talk to me! [A somewhat muffled sound like somebody falling into cloth.]
I bet you're Kensei, secretly listening, but pretending you aren't, so I'll hang up! You're trying to ditch me, aren't you? Ooh, how sneaky and mean, Kensei!
I'll show you!
[With a sudden flare in temper, she sounds quite confident.
Then, after a brief pause in which you can hear an exaggerated intake of breath.]
KEN-SEI!!!!!
YOU
ARE
A DUUUUUMMYYYYYYY!!
[End of message. We hope your ear-drums haven't burst.]
((Same as third-person sample. xD; Sorry for sheer length!))