First Solo | [Video]

[sitarrockstar]

[The feed opens to show the back of the head of a young man. He was humming an upbeat tune to himself, his fingers running through his dirty blond mullet. He combed himself meticulously, as if naturally driven to make it look just perfect. After a few more minutes of grooming, he turned around to face the camera, a wide, painted smile on his face.]

Well hey everybody! Just got off the train and...yeah.

[He pulled out a pile of cards from a pouch and started reading through them, flipping through each one quickly.]

Uhhh...yeah. Says nothing here about trains! What's going on...?