♋ 9th Memo [Action + Text]

[beepbeepmeeow]

[A certain black haired, crabby troll emerges from the Catacombs. It had been awhile since he had shown his face in the city. In fact, he had been sent back home for the time being. Which had been nice, he guessed. Even though Karkat had gone home, as he had hoped for (never wanting to be in this city in the first place) now the city was a breath

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[lousygoodfriend]

[... she really can't help but be thankful. She'll admit she was concerned over his disappearance, and it's effect on other friends. One in particular. Now she's concerned over Karkat's state.]

Karkat
Where Are You
Are You Alright
I Can Come And Help If You Need It

[beepbeepmeeow]

I'M FINE KANAYA
I JUST EXITED THOSE LOVELY CATACOMBS EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT
THEY ARE SUCH A VACATION SPOT
SOLLUX WAS RIGHT WHEN HE PREACHED OF THE LOVELY SPIDERS BIG ENOUGH TO START A WANK FEST WITH
IT WAS TRULY DELIGHTFUL DOWN THERE

[lousygoodfriend]

I'm Enjoying The Expanded Delightful Vocabulary Karkat
I Will Be There In A Few Minutes

[She begins walking, keeping the feed open just in case.]

Gamzee Will Be Glad To See You
Hes Been A Bit
Off
Especially Since You Disappeared
We Were All A Bit Concerned

[beepbeepmeeow]

[Ah yes. The jungle he remembers that. Should he tell her that it was because Gamzee is now off the slime and if we don't do something it could be the end for all of us?]

...
YES
HE IS OFF THE SLIME, IT HAPPENED WHEN WE WERE IN THE JUNGLE
WAIT
NO, I'M FINE YOU DON'T NEED TO COME AND FIND ME

[T3XT] Someone's just a little relieved.

[l1br4tor]

K4RK4T!
YOUR3 B4CK >:]
1 W4S ST4RT1NG TO TH1NK TH4T YOU M1GHT H4V3 GON3 HOM3 FOR GOOD
TH4T 1S 4 R3L13F
1 W4S 4FR41D TH4T MY 1NV3ST1G4T1ON 1NTO YOUR D1S4PP34R4NC3 WOULD 3ND ON 4 SOUR NOT3

3V3N THOUGH YOU 4R3 ST1LL NOT R34LLY SUPPOS3D TO B3 L34D1NG US B3C4US3 TH1S 1S 4 P34C3FUL PL4C3
4 LOT OF US M1SS3D YOU
4 LOT

WH3R3 4R3 YOU??
1T MUST B3 SOM3WH3R3 V3RY SN34KY TO H4V3 3V4D3D MY 1NV3ST1G4T1ON FOR SO LONG >8]

OMG TEREZI! He missed you, but he will tell you nothing of his adventures at Camp FML

[beepbeepmeeow]

NO OUR TROLLNAPPING GRUBBY SHITSTAINS ONLY SENT ME HOME FOR A BIT
YEAH...NOT LEADING
WELL FUCK
I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TEREZI THAT I AM A GREAT LEADER AND IT WILL REMAIN...
THAT WAY
....

I JUST GOT OUT OF THE CATACOMBS
I'M PERFECTLY FINE NO NEED TO RUSH HERE ACTING LIKE I AM ABOUT TO DIE

That is too bad. She will just have to pry it out of him! >:]

[l1br4tor]

SO TH3N 4R3 YOU 4R3 F4RTH3R 4LONG ON TH3 T1M3L1N3 TH3N M3 NOW >:?
QU1CK!!
WH4T W4S H4PP3N1NG
1 W4NT TO KNOW 4LL TH3 JU1CY D3T41LS >:]

UGH WH4T3V3R 1 4M SO S1CK OF TH1S 4RGUM3NT
1F 1T M4K3S YOU F33L 4NY B3TT3R
1 N3V3R S41D TH4T YOU W3R3 4 B4D L34D3R ONLY TH4T YOU D1D NOT N33D TO L34D

TOO B4D!
1 4M 4LR34DY ON MY W4Y TO YOUR R3SCU3 K4RKL3S

Awww don't, he is not a happy troll Terezi xD.

[beepbeepmeeow]

NO TEREZI I DON'T NEED YOU TO COME RESCUE ME I NEED TO SPEAK WITH OTHERS FIRST
LIKE GAMZEE
AND I NEED TO DO A ATTENDANCE CHECK
FUCK!
NO
DON'T COME
JUST DON'T
I CAN'T TELL YOU ANYTHING
NO NO NO NO NO NO
STOP
NO

Action;

[trolllusus]

[Dolorosa has decided that growing familiar with the area as quick as possible is probably a good idea, and this is what brings her out today to explore the area, taking in the strange architecture and taking time to memorize where everything is.

As she's wandering though, she comes across the troll child looking quite-- Well, the poor thing looked exhausted and...

Oh my. Collecting herself, she approached him, stopping just a few feet away.] Excuse me, but are you quite alright there young man?

[No reason to scare the poor dear.]

ACTION FOREVER

[beepbeepmeeow]

[He is a bit shocked. Just staring up at the larger troll. An adult troll. One of such that is known to attack or cull certain young trolls like him on sight. Ah shit! This was not his day was it. Keep calm Karkat. You are a cold blooded killer remember, if things get rough you can always...make a run for it. Yeah. No way he would take on a full grown troll he is not that stupid.]

Yes. I'm fine....

[She looked just like Kanaya too. Was this and Adult Kanaya? How long was he fucking gone for?]

[trolllusus]

[She's looking quite concerned and not exactly as if she's about to attack, though she does understand how hesitant he looks. He looks so much like him though, it's kind of hard to avoid just hugging onto him and never letting go.

Approaching, she kneels to inspect him closer, but also to show she means no harm by putting herself in a vulnerable position.]

Excuse me for saying so, but you look as though you're perhaps not feeling all that well or at the very least feeling down. May I inquire as to what it is that is wrong?

[beepbeepmeeow]

[Okay he can ease up a bit now. He at least can read body language.]

Excuse me asshole, but I have no idea who you fucking are. I'm not going to pour out my whole life story to you.

[Well so much for being hospitable.]

[Perma Text] haha i lied, now I'm going to bed.

[8estintentions]

Oh if it isn't our great and admira8le leader! 8ack from wherever it was he a8sconded to from the looks of it.
And worried a8out everyone he left 8ehind no less!
You know, you've got some pretty annoying people worried a8out where you went.
Man, I never thought you'd 8e the type to play stupid pranks like that.
I guess I under estim8d you ::::)

LIAR! xD

[beepbeepmeeow]

WELL LOOK WHO IT IS BITCHY MC. BITCH PANTS
WHEN DID YOU DECIDE TO GRACE THIS SHITHOLE WITH YOUR UNWANTED PRESENCE
IT WASN'T MY CHOICE TO LEAVE SHITSTAIN
WELL I GUESS I WILL ADD YOU TO THE LIST OF ASSHOLES IN THIS CITY
NOW ALL WE NEED IS ONE MORE TROLL AND EVERYONE WILL BE PRESENT
OH MY GOG I'M JUMPING WITH JOY OVER HERE
SHIT
YOU SHOULD COME JOIN ME MAYBE I CAN ACTUALLY MANAGE A SMILE FOR ONCE

[8estintentions]

Awwwwwwww! That's soooooooo sweet Karkat! You'd twist that stupid scowly face of yours into a smile if I jumped in joy for you????????
I don't really know what to say!
Except that you're proooooooo8a8ly shit out of luck if you think I'd ever do something a8solutely stupid like that.
You're launching yourself through the wrong 8ody of w8r if you think your dum8 insults are going to get under my skin.

[beepbeepmeeow]

OH HA HA
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
TWISTED MY OWN SARCASM TO MAKE YOU OWN
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU VRISKA, MY MY THE GRUB HAS FINALLY GROWN UP
I GUESS SHE IS O LONGER A PSYCHOTIC BITCH BUT A MORE ADVANCED AMOUNT OF BITCH FUCKERY THAT I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TOUCH

NEVERMIND THIS IS GETTING TO BE STUPID
WE NEED TO TALK
HERE LET ME ROLL OUT THE WELCOME MAT
THIS IS RUBY CITY AND IT'S BETTER THEN THE VIEL
YADDA FUCKING YADDA
WHAT PART OF THE TIMELINE ARE YOU FROM

[general_affairs]

Great cover, leader. No one knew you were spilling your guts to 'em.
[ SUP. JUST A BETTER TROLL HERE. ]

[beepbeepmeeow]

HERE I HAD THOUGHT YOU HAD GONE OFF AND DIED SOMEWHERE
I REMEMBER SITTING IN THE JUNGLE AND WHILE I WAS TRYING TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM THE SHITSTAIN OF FUCKERY THAT LEAFY PRISON WAS PROPELLING OUTWARD
I WAS MAKING A LIST OF THOSE WHO I WISH TO GET EATEN BY THE SCALEBEASTS
YOU WERE THE MOST IMPORTANT ADDITION TO IT
AT LEAST YOU MADE IT OUT ALIVE
I GUESS THERE ARE NO SUCH THINGS AS MIRACLES
UNLESS AFTER WRITING THIS YOU DROP DEAD
3...2...1...

ARE YOU DEAD YET

/snickering so hard @ the second line

[general_affairs]

Nope.

But hey, look on the brightside. At least now I get to go t'bed every night knowing you can't get me out of your head. Warms my heart, yo. [ inb4 Elena announces lulz. ]

Glad I can make you laugh. >3

[beepbeepmeeow]

EVERY NIGHT THERE IS A WANK FEST GOING ON AS I CALL OUT YOUR NAME TO WHATEVER FUCKSTAIN SITS ON HIS ASS AND RAINS HEAVY GRUB SAUCE ONTO OUR PLATES AS WE WASTE AWAY DREAMING OF HUMANS WHO DON'T HAVE A RATS ASS TO FUCK OFF
DID YOU UNDERSTAND THAT HUMAN
OR DO I NEED TO SPELL IT OUT
FUCK OFF!

[Reno he wants none of your shit right now. None of it.]