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Aug 14, 2011 15:55

wHAT ARE BELLY BUTTONS,
aND WHAT ARE THEY USED FOR,
}:?

c: samantha carter, tavros nitram

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[Action] birddoc August 14 2011, 20:02:54 UTC
[Well her reading has gotten a little better, and those are all small words so she'll poke her head in whatever room he's in]

B-belly buttons? W-why do you w-want to know?

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[Action] martin_sorvat August 14 2011, 20:10:33 UTC
[He jumps when she suddenly pops in and manages a nervous smile, looking away awkwardly before back to her.]

Oh, just...w-what they are. In one of the books I was reading s-someone referred to one? I am unsure as to their purpose as a button on a belly...

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[Action forever] birddoc August 14 2011, 20:24:56 UTC
Oh, is t-that it? Do t-trolls not have one?

Ah, I c-can explain it f-for you if you w-want, I could even s-show you mine.

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[Action forever] martin_sorvat August 14 2011, 21:17:01 UTC
Show me? Oh, w-wow um, you don't have to do that! [Suddenly blushing hard now. What. Is. A. Bellybutton!? You can just show them? But, he thought they might be something more private, with how this book is reading. weird. Okay, settle down.]

Uhhh, well, no, t-trolls don't have anything like that!?

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[Text] talkstomuch August 14 2011, 20:06:12 UTC
Belly buttons, on humanoid races, aren't used for anything. It's what's left after the umbilical cord has been removed after birth.

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[Text] martin_sorvat August 14 2011, 21:09:17 UTC
uHHH,
uMBILICAL CORD IS ALSO AN UNFAMILIAR TERM TO ME,,,,

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[Text] talkstomuch August 14 2011, 22:17:26 UTC
[It takes her a few minutes because- Dammit, this is not her area of expertise. She misses Janet DX]

During the human gestation period, the umbilical cord is how the infant receives nourishment and how waste is removed. And after being born, it remains attached with no purpose. So it's removed which leave the belly button. Later on in life, many humans pierce their belly buttons.

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[Text] martin_sorvat August 15 2011, 01:07:32 UTC
,,,
pIERCE THEM,
tHAT SOUNDS,
,,,,
pAINFUL AND KIND OF SILLY,
aRE THEY MEANT FOR PIERCING LATE IN THE HUMAN LIFE SPAN,

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beepbeepmeeow August 14 2011, 20:38:34 UTC
THE FUCK IS THAT

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martin_sorvat August 14 2011, 21:11:12 UTC
i AM NOT SURE, i AM PRETTY SURE IT IS ON THE STOMACH OF A HUMAN,
uHH, oN THE OUTSIDE,
iN THIS BOOK IT SAYS, 'and he traced his hand over her stomach, the belly button, a naval so small and inset, sat under his fingers, perfect',
sO i'M JUST WONDERING,,, wHAT IT IS FOR,
uHH, aND HOW CAN IT BE PERFECT,
sO THUS i AM WONDERING WHAT IT DOES AS WELL,,,

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[audio] ergaleomancer August 14 2011, 20:55:06 UTC
It's not an actual button. They aren't used for anything.

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[audio] martin_sorvat August 14 2011, 21:12:49 UTC
Oh...

Well...
Why do humans have them then?

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[audio] ergaleomancer August 14 2011, 21:29:25 UTC
It has to do with the way humans are born, and I don't think you want to hear that story. Suffice it to say it's merely an indentation of skin, perfectly centred from left to right and a few inches above the genitalia.

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[audio] martin_sorvat August 15 2011, 00:44:44 UTC
Um. Okay. Yes, I was pretty sure of it's location, because this n-novel is very precise when it c-comes to that sort of thing...

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mirthfulness August 14 2011, 21:02:01 UTC
Aw, FuUuCk, BrO...
YoU Up aNd tElL Me aLl yOu fInD OuT.
I'm aLl mOtHeRfUcKiN CuRiOuS NoW.

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martin_sorvat August 14 2011, 21:15:08 UTC
yEAH,
i DON'T KNOW,
tHIS BOOK MAKES IT SEEM LIKE IT MIGHT UHH,
bE SOME KIND OF EROGENOUS ZONE FOR HUMAN KIND,
bUT i'M NOT SURE ANYMORE,
a LOT OF PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT IT BEING FOR NOTHING,
uM,,,
wHICH SEEMS SILLY,
i'M GOING TO KEEP TALKING TO SEE WHAT EXACTLY IT IS,,,

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mirthfulness August 14 2011, 21:19:16 UTC
If tHe mOtHeRfUcKeRs dOnE GoT BuTtOnS WhErE ThEiR BeLlIeS ArE At, ThEy gOtTa bE FoR SoMeThIn!
MaYbE It'S AlL BeIn fOr jUsT FlIpPiN ThE RiGhT SwItCh.
TuRnIn oN ThE RiGhT MoThErFuCkIn lIgHt.
;o) HoNk hOnK.

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martin_sorvat August 15 2011, 00:38:49 UTC
uH,
i'M NOT SURE WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY HERE,

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