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"You're a senior, and you haven't had sex ed? Seriously?"
"Seriously... I got my sex ed on the internet."
"Uh, no. Ellie is so not in our band."
It's surprising (or maybe not) how hard it is to find a Mother's Day card that doesn't say that your mother was a good parent, or is currently a good parent. A card that just says, you know, you fail, and you continue to have your head up your ass and not care, but hey, have a happy mother's day!
It's also surprising (or maybe not) how important it is to actually like your friends.
Maybe that shouldn't be surprising.
Makes me think of Ash saying the other night: "Drinking a whole bottle of wine should make a normal person drunk. It's the fact that it surprises you that makes you abnormal."
If at first you don't succeed it never hurts to smoke some weed.
I actually like Eminem, but how does this get released on the radio, bleep-free?
There should be a whole section of...special greeting cards for people like me.
MOTHER'S DAY CARDS FOR PEOPLE WITH BAD CHILDHOODS CAUSED BY THEIR MOTHERS
THANK YOU AND/OR FUCK YOU CARDS FOR YOUR BOSS AFTER YOUR "MONTHLY COMMUNICATION MEETING"
FATHER'S DAY CARDS THAT DON'T IMPLY THAT YOUR FATHER WAS PRESENT FOR YOUR CHILDHOOD
THANKS FOR THE INTERVENTION
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE COMPLETION OF YOUR UNWANTED PREGNANCY!
Oh, wtf.
"Seriously... I got my sex ed on the internet."
"Uh, no. Ellie is so not in our band."
It's surprising (or maybe not) how hard it is to find a Mother's Day card that doesn't say that your mother was a good parent, or is currently a good parent. A card that just says, you know, you fail, and you continue to have your head up your ass and not care, but hey, have a happy mother's day!
It's also surprising (or maybe not) how important it is to actually like your friends.
Maybe that shouldn't be surprising.
Makes me think of Ash saying the other night: "Drinking a whole bottle of wine should make a normal person drunk. It's the fact that it surprises you that makes you abnormal."
If at first you don't succeed it never hurts to smoke some weed.
I actually like Eminem, but how does this get released on the radio, bleep-free?
There should be a whole section of...special greeting cards for people like me.
MOTHER'S DAY CARDS FOR PEOPLE WITH BAD CHILDHOODS CAUSED BY THEIR MOTHERS
THANK YOU AND/OR FUCK YOU CARDS FOR YOUR BOSS AFTER YOUR "MONTHLY COMMUNICATION MEETING"
FATHER'S DAY CARDS THAT DON'T IMPLY THAT YOUR FATHER WAS PRESENT FOR YOUR CHILDHOOD
THANKS FOR THE INTERVENTION
CONGRATULATIONS ON THE COMPLETION OF YOUR UNWANTED PREGNANCY!
Oh, wtf.