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TEN Things About You Right Now
1. My hair is wet from the shower.
2. The song Silent All These Years perfectly describes my mood and mindset right now.
3. So does Zzyzx Rd.
4. I'm very pleasantly surprised by how great the Harry Potter books actually are.
5. I'm unreasonably ecstatic about the fact that my plants are growing. It's a bigger deal than it should be.
6. I've been craving pizza nonstop lately.
7. My fucked up knee, right now, hurts all the way from my thigh to my ankle and I walk like I'm 90.
8. I had an interesting case today that was just about as melodramatic as they come, from the time they walked in to the time they walked out, there was never a dull moment.
9. Arranging and rearranging my photo albums calms me down when I'm upset.
10. Right now my job makes me feel like I might be developing a stress ulcer.
NINE Things I Wish I Could Say To Nine Different People.
1. I can not stand you. I think you practice negligent, careless, incredibly halfassed medicine and I have no respect for you. You are the most compassionless person I have ever met in my entire life, and you should go work in a lab somewhere where you don't have to deal with anything or anyone alive. You treat your underlings (and even your equals) you like incompetent children, and the only motivation you give your staff is to avoid you like the fucking black plague. You picked the wrong career.
2. It really fucks with my head that you're almost certainly going to die, and we'll almost certainly be estranged at that time. I don't know whose stubbornness it is due to, or who is right.
3. I hope you let me be here for you.
4. You have no right to continue contacting me. You betrayed the most trust I'd ever put in anyone, and you take no responsibility for your actions.
5. You fucked me up in ways I haven't yet begun to understand.
6. Inexplicably, when I find my life darker than I can handle, I unconsciously seek you out. There's not one single damn thing you can do to change a single thing, but somehow you're brighter than the rest.
7. It feels really good to be mending fences with you.
8. Dude, fuck you. I just never really got to say that. It's all said and done and in the past, but I would've liked to have gotten in one good fuck you.
9. Please bring back the you I knew and loved. I miss her.
EIGHT Ways To Win My Heart
1. Make me laugh.
2. Have a vigorous argument with me without attacking my character or personally insulting me, but without backing down from your views, especially if they're different than mine.
3. Be articulate.
4. Be medical-y.
5. Like my cat as much as I do.
6. If you feel the need to buy me something, make it something small so I won't feel really awkward, and something that shows you've been listening and paying attention.
7. Have unique tattoos that have a lot of significance to you.
8. Be able to sit together comfortably without talking or "doing."
SEVEN Questions That Cross My Mind
1. Is this where I'm supposed to be?
2. Where did I leave my pen?
3. What cool malady might my patient have, and how can I fix it?
4. What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? It just magically stops being comfortable?
5. Wtf IS wrong with my knee?
6. What song would be playing right now if there were automatic background music piped into my life?
7. What time is it?
SIX Things I Do Before I Go To Bed
1. Take a shower.
2. Have a snack.
3. Let the dogs outside.
4. Make sure the cats, rats, ferrets, and fish are fed.
5. Plug in my cell phone.
6. Read a little in bed.
FIVE Songs I Love Right Now
1. "Hate (I Really Don't Like You)" by Plain White Tees
2. "Southern Hospitality" by Ludacris
3. "No Scrubs" by TLC
4. "Silent All These Years" by Tori Amos
5. "Scars" by Papa Roach
FOUR Things I Am Wearing Right Now
1. A towel.
2. My hair.
3. The rest of the towel.
4. Um.
THREE Comfort Foods
1. Mashed potatoes.
2. Fried perch.
3. Peach cobbler with vanilla bean ice cream.
TWO Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. Have a baby.
2. Have a degree.
ONE Confession
1. I doubt myself constantly. Every day.
1. My hair is wet from the shower.
2. The song Silent All These Years perfectly describes my mood and mindset right now.
3. So does Zzyzx Rd.
4. I'm very pleasantly surprised by how great the Harry Potter books actually are.
5. I'm unreasonably ecstatic about the fact that my plants are growing. It's a bigger deal than it should be.
6. I've been craving pizza nonstop lately.
7. My fucked up knee, right now, hurts all the way from my thigh to my ankle and I walk like I'm 90.
8. I had an interesting case today that was just about as melodramatic as they come, from the time they walked in to the time they walked out, there was never a dull moment.
9. Arranging and rearranging my photo albums calms me down when I'm upset.
10. Right now my job makes me feel like I might be developing a stress ulcer.
NINE Things I Wish I Could Say To Nine Different People.
1. I can not stand you. I think you practice negligent, careless, incredibly halfassed medicine and I have no respect for you. You are the most compassionless person I have ever met in my entire life, and you should go work in a lab somewhere where you don't have to deal with anything or anyone alive. You treat your underlings (and even your equals) you like incompetent children, and the only motivation you give your staff is to avoid you like the fucking black plague. You picked the wrong career.
2. It really fucks with my head that you're almost certainly going to die, and we'll almost certainly be estranged at that time. I don't know whose stubbornness it is due to, or who is right.
3. I hope you let me be here for you.
4. You have no right to continue contacting me. You betrayed the most trust I'd ever put in anyone, and you take no responsibility for your actions.
5. You fucked me up in ways I haven't yet begun to understand.
6. Inexplicably, when I find my life darker than I can handle, I unconsciously seek you out. There's not one single damn thing you can do to change a single thing, but somehow you're brighter than the rest.
7. It feels really good to be mending fences with you.
8. Dude, fuck you. I just never really got to say that. It's all said and done and in the past, but I would've liked to have gotten in one good fuck you.
9. Please bring back the you I knew and loved. I miss her.
EIGHT Ways To Win My Heart
1. Make me laugh.
2. Have a vigorous argument with me without attacking my character or personally insulting me, but without backing down from your views, especially if they're different than mine.
3. Be articulate.
4. Be medical-y.
5. Like my cat as much as I do.
6. If you feel the need to buy me something, make it something small so I won't feel really awkward, and something that shows you've been listening and paying attention.
7. Have unique tattoos that have a lot of significance to you.
8. Be able to sit together comfortably without talking or "doing."
SEVEN Questions That Cross My Mind
1. Is this where I'm supposed to be?
2. Where did I leave my pen?
3. What cool malady might my patient have, and how can I fix it?
4. What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours? It just magically stops being comfortable?
5. Wtf IS wrong with my knee?
6. What song would be playing right now if there were automatic background music piped into my life?
7. What time is it?
SIX Things I Do Before I Go To Bed
1. Take a shower.
2. Have a snack.
3. Let the dogs outside.
4. Make sure the cats, rats, ferrets, and fish are fed.
5. Plug in my cell phone.
6. Read a little in bed.
FIVE Songs I Love Right Now
1. "Hate (I Really Don't Like You)" by Plain White Tees
2. "Southern Hospitality" by Ludacris
3. "No Scrubs" by TLC
4. "Silent All These Years" by Tori Amos
5. "Scars" by Papa Roach
FOUR Things I Am Wearing Right Now
1. A towel.
2. My hair.
3. The rest of the towel.
4. Um.
THREE Comfort Foods
1. Mashed potatoes.
2. Fried perch.
3. Peach cobbler with vanilla bean ice cream.
TWO Things I Want To Do Before I Die
1. Have a baby.
2. Have a degree.
ONE Confession
1. I doubt myself constantly. Every day.