I suck at giving presents. No, really I do. You stand more of a chance of getting gift cards from me than actual physical things. Knowing me I'll give you a chocolate cake and you're allergic to chocolate cake and it reminds you of your dead mother so you spend your entire birthday crying in the corner ( Read more... )

(The scene: Me, Fab Mike, Mike B, Lauren, Camille, Christina sitting around in my living room watching rugby)

Christina: Speaking of sweaty men playing sports, how did the QBs do so I can start thinking about fantasy.
Mike B: ::pulls up list:: K, well Mike Vick was the top as far as fantasy.
Me: Not Tom Brady? I'm shocked. No, seriously shocked not ( Read more... )

Let me start off by saying I had high hopes for this game. I still do. But seriously Square ( Read more... )

Anytime you can start a sentence with, "Have you see the story about Brett Favre's dick?" you know you're in for a long week.

Over at Deadspin, they have an interesting video that tells the story of how sometimes retired NFL quarterback Brett Favre tried to get into the chonies of Jenn Sterge, the "Gameday Host" for the New York Jets. When very ( Read more... )

For the first part of this fuckery and why I am subjecting myself to it, click here.

( Otherwise, let us continue with 'Hush, Hush' ::grabs bottle of liquor::. )

Alright, let's take a break from Pundit Steampunk fanfiction (thank you Sara for imprinting THAT idea. I hate you. And by hate I mean love with a bit of hate) shall we?

Let it be known I love books and love good books to rave about and bad books to rant about and warn people of. But the rant-iest and most polarizing recent book I know of I have ( Read more... )

Not going to even lie, I would floss those shoes. Just, you know, without the skinny jeans because I'm a fat ass. Why are your pants so low, why in the hell you wearing a straight jacket trench coat when (atleast I got from grabbing you during crowd surfing) you have a skinny but damn solid body. Why you wearing derp-glasses when you have beautiful ( Read more... )

http://www.goodreads.com/list/show/1.Best_Books_Ever

Seriously.

Seriously.

Travesty.

Goodnight and Goodluck.

So BET, you'll get mad and say, "This is not appropriate for our audiences":

Click to view

( But you'll play (and cut for videos that are all youtube) )

With an uncapped year looming and lock out quite possibly coming (and those mother fuckers better get their shit together), Brady enters the last year of his $60 million contract. And the Patriots seem to be in NO hurry to resign him. It could be one of 2 things ( Read more... )