Prompt 24, Prompt 25
Title: What Shakespeare Intended
Author: Devonwood
Format & Word Count: Drabble; 148
Rating: Pg-13/T
Prompt: prompt 24 (deus ex machina), prompt 25 (Macbeth quote)
Warning: Innuendo
Summary: “Oh, the whole world revolves around you, does it?”
Author's Note: The mods asked for more porn. And while this isn't porn, a nice dose of sexual innuendo is nearly the next best thing. =D
“Really Remus, it will only take a second."
“There’s not much left, Tonks. It will be fine.”
“If you’d just let me finish, I’d feel better about the whole thing.”
“Leave it. What’s done is done.”
“Now is not the time to be quoting Shakespeare, Mr. Lupin!”
“Isn’t this the situation he intended it for?”
“Certainly not, you prat. Now if you would just let me do it, this whole thing would be
over by now.”
“But I’m finished.”
“Oh, the whole world revolves around you, does it?
“I’d like to think so.”
*smack*
“Ouch!”
“Oh, you know you liked it. Look, just let me finish, and then we can go on our merry way.”
“Fine, dear. If you insist.”
Tonks grinned triumphantly as she took the last bite of her chilidog. “I’m telling you, Remus. Just because you’re a fast eater, it doesn’t mean we all are.”