Bodyswap 2007 - it begins.
From the moment he wakes up, Artie knows that he's been changed. He's had his body altered too often not to recognize it when it happens. This isn't the body he had when he went to bed last night--in fact, unless he's much mistaken, it's not a body he's ever had under any circumstances before.
Oh, Lord, what did Helen do this time?
He opens his eyes. The room's different, too. Do the rooms themselves shift and change like the Bar does? Or is it something else?
He sits up and takes a look at himself--herself. This is a female body. Well, it was bound to happen eventually, wasn't it? God knows Helen and Dave have been gender-swapped often enough. Fair complexion, fairly muscular build. Short-ish hair, can't pull enough in front to be certain of the color... As he's--she's feeling her new facial features, she's overcome by a sudden wave of nausea. She bolts for what she fervently hopes is the bathroom door.
After puking up last night's curry, she stares in bewilderment at the strange face in the bathroom mirror. Where did THAT come from? Why did I start feeling sick all of a--
And then it clicks.
Not only is Artie in a female body, s/he's in a pregnant female body.
"Next time I see Helen," she grumbles to herself, "I swear by whatever gods are handy, I'm going to wring her freaking neck."
Oh, Lord, what did Helen do this time?
He opens his eyes. The room's different, too. Do the rooms themselves shift and change like the Bar does? Or is it something else?
He sits up and takes a look at himself--herself. This is a female body. Well, it was bound to happen eventually, wasn't it? God knows Helen and Dave have been gender-swapped often enough. Fair complexion, fairly muscular build. Short-ish hair, can't pull enough in front to be certain of the color... As he's--she's feeling her new facial features, she's overcome by a sudden wave of nausea. She bolts for what she fervently hopes is the bathroom door.
After puking up last night's curry, she stares in bewilderment at the strange face in the bathroom mirror. Where did THAT come from? Why did I start feeling sick all of a--
And then it clicks.
Not only is Artie in a female body, s/he's in a pregnant female body.
"Next time I see Helen," she grumbles to herself, "I swear by whatever gods are handy, I'm going to wring her freaking neck."