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seventeen years ago, my fetushood was halted as i burst from the womb, wearing a leopard jumpsuit and packin a nine-millimeter.
204 months later, i can legally drive until one and buy tickets to rated R movies. ohhhh snaappp.
Oh, and birthdays are always grand (arriving home to Tyler and Eric singing happy birthday!), but even moreso when you spend the duration of the evening with a most incredible boy. When you can find someone who can combine paris hilton, ricers and megaphones for a most amazing bunch of presents, someone who can share CHEWFESTS, star searches, thumbwars, MADNESS, endless doggy kisses, 23812903781203 inside jokes, someone to DICTATE THE WORLD WITH... you have paul alaimo, the most amazing boy in the whole world. i love you <3. (and you can't beat your mom and her best friends raving about how awesome he is post-dinner)
Anyway, time to revert to the world of homework...
204 months later, i can legally drive until one and buy tickets to rated R movies. ohhhh snaappp.
Oh, and birthdays are always grand (arriving home to Tyler and Eric singing happy birthday!), but even moreso when you spend the duration of the evening with a most incredible boy. When you can find someone who can combine paris hilton, ricers and megaphones for a most amazing bunch of presents, someone who can share CHEWFESTS, star searches, thumbwars, MADNESS, endless doggy kisses, 23812903781203 inside jokes, someone to DICTATE THE WORLD WITH... you have paul alaimo, the most amazing boy in the whole world. i love you <3. (and you can't beat your mom and her best friends raving about how awesome he is post-dinner)
Anyway, time to revert to the world of homework...