It doesn't get much clearer than this, folks. :D

...except for maybe this. :D

of course, you really should pay no attention to this. ;)

Challenge me!

Oh, I am so going to hell...

The Walker Texas Ranger Lever

Make sure you skip the "Collaborative video" because it just isn't as funny as the others. The others, however, are priceless.

So, yesterday was Valentines Day, and that means that Candygrams were sent yesterday. I didn't get any, unless you count the one from Destaney to our whole room, but I sent some out, including the following ( Read more... )

Bwahahahaha! I got bored at work, so I decided to mess with my dad's netflix queue. I first put in some good movies that he should see: Bubba Hotep, and Hero. Then I decided to be annoying and put Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen in the queue too, but it was already there! (You go, Elise!) Cannon and Woman suggested Gigli and Battlefield Earth ( Read more... )

Ah, Tim cracks me up. :D

NinjaDeathFerret: My penis has the power of veto.
RedAndBlueBoi: So does George Bush.
NinjaDeathFerret: but my penis is smarter
RedAndBlueBoi: lol
RedAndBlueBoi: But it's still a dick

Bwahahahaha! Political satire at its finest! Or lowest. Hard to tell really. ;)

w00t! I'm loathed! Okay, so tonight I had the funniest AIM conversation I've had in a LONG time. It was with The Cannon's friend Alice, so I've posted the important parts of my conversation here, along with his conversation with her. I edited them together so they read chronologically. My chatlog has timecodes, the Cannon's does not.

( The conversations )

Kevin to Erin: "I'm just trying to lower your expectations, not your self-esteem ( Read more... )

Yeah, so Shaner's woman was teasing him and told him "For the love of God, throw yourself off the fire escape!" So he goes, "Okay!" and runs, and opens the fire door. We thought he had run outside, so we were laughing when we heard him knock, thinking that he had locked himself out. His woman walks out to open the door, and he jumps out from the ( Read more... )

So, the phone just rang, and I was sitting kinda close to it, and on the second ring, Adam says "I'll get it." To which I reply, "Good, cause I wasn't planning to." And so of course, before answering the phone, Adam responds with the appropriate comment for a sentement that douchebagical, which is "Bitch ( Read more... )

Okay, you can hit me for the stupid title. But Shaner got the best joke played on him by his woman ( Read more... )