good old fashioned letters to the world

Sep 09, 2009 10:17

Dear Cold Sore,
Please stop eating my face. I am speaking to hundreds of homeschoolers this weekend, and I am pretty sure they'd rather hear from me than you.
Under here somewhere,
--Roya

Dear People of the World,
Please contribute a lot of money to the Walk for Independence so that my bosses will realize how amazing I am and give me my proper accolades in the form of a raise. Also, for non-selfish reasons, you'd be helping out an organization that is vital in the lives of over 800 people with disabilities.
--Coordinator Roya

Dear San Diego,
You, me, plus a bunch of unschoolers. This weekend, whaddaya say?
--The Sunday morning 9am time slot

Dear Robbins Bros. Ring Shop,
You have the single most perfect ring sitting in your store right now. That is not where it should be sitting. Please leave and take up temporary refuge in the LA jewelry district for my dear boyfriend to find.
Loving the sparkly,
--Roya

Dear Egg Beaters,
You and your ability to scramble in the microwave have won my heart forever. With or without laughing cow cheese, bell peppers, tomatoes or other veggies, I love you.
--Protein rich in Orange County
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