I'm here trying to write some porn that doesn't sound like "insert tab A into slot B, repeatedly", so can you help a kindly old country pornographer out? There was a day when I could quickly craft a little home-made pr0n, but those days are long gone, mythical with age. lesigh ( Read more... )

When I was a wee roxy, my dad had an Impala, a '66, that he'd had painted gold with a textured black roof that looked like leather. It was pretty cool. It went from a boring blue Dad's car to a car that looked like it cost way more than it actually did.

The weird thing was, the other day, a car drove down my street that was that exact model and ( Read more... )

So, I had this dream about Jensen Ackles. He looked damn good, too. Just like he looked in last night's ep ( Read more... )

Once upon a time, long, long ago, I wrote an mpreg. It was in Smallville fandom, and it was a challenge, and I went for it ( Read more... )

On the heels of bitching about people getting it wrong, just going over the next bit of my story and noticed I'd written where but I'd meant were. Oy!! *covers face*

ETA: Also, I cannot spell. Plam. WTF?

Deeply thinky thoughts. Like, why do Jared and Jensen both have that bowlegged stroll? Or is it Sam and Dean that walk that way? I was watching a scene that had them walking down a hallway in their FBI drag, and they walked exactly the same way. You could see that roll in their walk really well, with the tailored suit pants. It made me laugh, and ( Read more... )

I wish that when people leave you kudos at AO3, there was an option that you could send them a kudo for giving you kudos...or something way less complicated than that. :D ( Read more... )

So, self-recs, how about them? :D ( Read more... )

So, I'm reading my BB draft, chugging along and thinking, "Ha, not bad!" when I get to a part where a giant chunk of it is MISSING!! And I don't know where it is or what happened. What the fuck happened? I have no idea what I did, or when. Life is exciting, my friends ( Read more... )

Using this icon because I forgot to use them this Easter ( Read more... )