"Psycho neighbor" is in jail! Is it wrong of me to delight in this? Because I can't help myself ( Read more... )

My neighbor across the street came running over:

I'm so glad to see you! No one's seen you in a long time. Everyone was worried. We hadn't seen you! I'm glad you're all right. I was worried. No one had seen you!Apparently, I had been presumed dead by at least two neighbors ( Read more... )