Stop The Fuckin' Car.
me "I think I'm going to use the wok instead of the pan."
you " I think it would be better if you used the pan, but that's just me."
me "do you think we could fit 3 cups of liquid, pasta and chicken in there without it over flowing?"
you "no"
me "that's why I'm going to use the pan."
you "okay dude, whatever."
me "what?"
you "every time you ask for my opinion, you always have a way to counter act it."
me "I didn't-"
you "no, EVERY TIME you ask for my opinion, you never listen to me so just please don't talk to me or give me an attitude tonight, please.(!)"
me "0_o..............................................................................................................okay (insert name)."
you "pointless babbling about how the same stuff you already stated"
me *thinking* "WOOOOOOOW, wtf-okay!"
You have got to be kidding me...
You say not to interrupt you but yet when I was trying to explain myself, you interupted me with some bullshit statement about something that had nothing to do with the sutuation. I DIDNT ASK FOR YOUR OPINION SO YOU GOT MAD FOR NOTHING. I feel better now that I have that written down somewhere. On to my post;
So I have a question...what do you expect if you poke a lion or a bear with a stick? For them to react and possibly get upset. Correct?
Why do some people expect a different result when they poke their mates..over and over and over and over. ESP while they are trying to cook in very hot oil? It doesn't make sense. But of course when that said person get upset or a little annoyed, it's their fault for getting annoyed and asking the person to stop. IS TODAY FUCKING OPPOSITE DAY OR AM I JUST FUCKING RETARDED? Please, some tell me. Because I am honestly and 100% confused....
So that was another random tangent I went off on. NOWWWWW ONNNNN TOOO THE POOOOOSTTTTT, I swear.
I was stumbling tonight and I stumbled upon this website for information on how to have out of bodiy experiences (OBE's). Or as I like to refer to it as "controlling your dreams" more than an OBE. But maybe after some more in-depth research, I will begin to accept this OBE term. Until then, it is controlling your dreams. Anyways, it sounds pretty neat and I think I may have had some sort of "experience" without knowing. i.e, the website (I put the link at the bottom of this post) states that if you have dreams of flying (either in a plane or in a superman pose), that - to an extent -is an OBE (using this term for post length concerns). So far, I have read that it is extremely important and basically a must to write down every dream, in as much detail as possible, in a journal when first awakening (so they are the "freshest" and you can remember them more vividly). This helps you see a pattern of what kind of dreams you are having and hopefully later on, after becoming aware of your "dream schedule", you may be able to control which "type" of dream you have. Or you can just try and have flying experiences solely.
Another important part of this OBE "training" is to try and think of yourself being weightless and floating towards the ceiling when you are about to fall asleep. This is to try and keep your consciousness in control, rather than your subconsciousness taking over. The website's author also states that it will take "baby steps" and will not happen during you first go around. A few more "tips" would be to DESIRE having an OBE. Merely wishing to have one will never cut it. You have to think of it whenever you can, and want it more than anything. The next would be to recite the following lines when going to sleep (along with thinking you are weightless, etc):
I WILL REMEMBER MY DREAMS
I WILL HAVE A CONSCIOUS OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE AND REMEMBER IT IN FULL DETAIL UPON WAKING
This will force your conciousness to have somewhat control and force it to try and remember your dreams better than you would if you merely woke up with the though that you had a really bizarre thing (after the fact "recalling"). It's kind of like you are taking notes and know you will need to, ahead of time. Sounds easy enough. Or is it? I am going to try these methods out over the course of the next few months and I hope to share with whoever stumbles onto my journal, the stories of my "travels" and "experiences" while I was asleep. Good night.
you " I think it would be better if you used the pan, but that's just me."
me "do you think we could fit 3 cups of liquid, pasta and chicken in there without it over flowing?"
you "no"
me "that's why I'm going to use the pan."
you "okay dude, whatever."
me "what?"
you "every time you ask for my opinion, you always have a way to counter act it."
me "I didn't-"
you "no, EVERY TIME you ask for my opinion, you never listen to me so just please don't talk to me or give me an attitude tonight, please.(!)"
me "0_o..............................................................................................................okay (insert name)."
you "pointless babbling about how the same stuff you already stated"
me *thinking* "WOOOOOOOW, wtf-okay!"
You have got to be kidding me...
You say not to interrupt you but yet when I was trying to explain myself, you interupted me with some bullshit statement about something that had nothing to do with the sutuation. I DIDNT ASK FOR YOUR OPINION SO YOU GOT MAD FOR NOTHING. I feel better now that I have that written down somewhere. On to my post;
So I have a question...what do you expect if you poke a lion or a bear with a stick? For them to react and possibly get upset. Correct?
Why do some people expect a different result when they poke their mates..over and over and over and over. ESP while they are trying to cook in very hot oil? It doesn't make sense. But of course when that said person get upset or a little annoyed, it's their fault for getting annoyed and asking the person to stop. IS TODAY FUCKING OPPOSITE DAY OR AM I JUST FUCKING RETARDED? Please, some tell me. Because I am honestly and 100% confused....
So that was another random tangent I went off on. NOWWWWW ONNNNN TOOO THE POOOOOSTTTTT, I swear.
I was stumbling tonight and I stumbled upon this website for information on how to have out of bodiy experiences (OBE's). Or as I like to refer to it as "controlling your dreams" more than an OBE. But maybe after some more in-depth research, I will begin to accept this OBE term. Until then, it is controlling your dreams. Anyways, it sounds pretty neat and I think I may have had some sort of "experience" without knowing. i.e, the website (I put the link at the bottom of this post) states that if you have dreams of flying (either in a plane or in a superman pose), that - to an extent -is an OBE (using this term for post length concerns). So far, I have read that it is extremely important and basically a must to write down every dream, in as much detail as possible, in a journal when first awakening (so they are the "freshest" and you can remember them more vividly). This helps you see a pattern of what kind of dreams you are having and hopefully later on, after becoming aware of your "dream schedule", you may be able to control which "type" of dream you have. Or you can just try and have flying experiences solely.
Another important part of this OBE "training" is to try and think of yourself being weightless and floating towards the ceiling when you are about to fall asleep. This is to try and keep your consciousness in control, rather than your subconsciousness taking over. The website's author also states that it will take "baby steps" and will not happen during you first go around. A few more "tips" would be to DESIRE having an OBE. Merely wishing to have one will never cut it. You have to think of it whenever you can, and want it more than anything. The next would be to recite the following lines when going to sleep (along with thinking you are weightless, etc):
I WILL REMEMBER MY DREAMS
I WILL HAVE A CONSCIOUS OUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE AND REMEMBER IT IN FULL DETAIL UPON WAKING
This will force your conciousness to have somewhat control and force it to try and remember your dreams better than you would if you merely woke up with the though that you had a really bizarre thing (after the fact "recalling"). It's kind of like you are taking notes and know you will need to, ahead of time. Sounds easy enough. Or is it? I am going to try these methods out over the course of the next few months and I hope to share with whoever stumbles onto my journal, the stories of my "travels" and "experiences" while I was asleep. Good night.