Lores: The Hidden Manual, part 1

Nov 03, 2008 20:15

up-nature/1: You know the dif between animal, plant, and mineral. Fungus still confuses you. 
up-nature/2: You now know fungus to be from the space between shadows, possibly brought over by the Portafada. Of course, if you mention this, a Karm glowers at you.
up-nature/3: You know how to get blood from a stone. See UP-Fight/1.

ao-romance/1: You're PRETTY sure you can't get pregnant from french kissing, but do you really want to risk it?
ao-romance/2: You can use decolatage in a sentence without stuttering it.
ao-romance/3: You know all the best places to buy bodices that artfully rip when tugged on.

up-art/1: You own a painting of dogs playing whist.
up-art/2: You've upgraded to the velvet version.
up-art/3: You can toss paint at a canvas randomly, and make a living at it.
up-art/4: You can draw people fairly well, as long as they're hiding their hands.
up-art/5: You can mix your own paints, and know JUST what colours give you the best contact high painting experience.

up-covert/1: You know enough not to ask.
up-covert/2: Despite your better judgement, you asked. Now you know enough to get you into the speakeasy.
up-covert/3: We can't tell you.
up-covert/4: No, seriously. We can't. We don't know, either.
up-covert/5: You know where the bodies are buried. See ao-ygor/4

up-physical/1: Grunt.
up-physical/2: Ow.
up-physical/3: You can't feel your legs. But don't worry, you will tomorrow. Trust us.
up-physical/4: Olivia Newton John comes to your windows and serenades you to sleep.

just being helpful, honest!

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