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[roxy_fondue]

my fatty fat fat salad last night was AWESOME. of course, i should have been able to predict its awesomeness, considering it had 50 grams of fat in it. i imagine most of the fat came from the avocado and the pecans sprinkled on top. in any event, it was one of the best salads i'd ever had. and because 50 grams of fat IS JUST NOT ENOUGH, i made

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[miocaro]

I have gotten into Dog recently myself. I find Beth fascinating. And Duane Lee hot.

[roxy_fondue]

i can't stop staring at beth's chest.

and Leland is hot in a "bad boy/shaved head except for the mohawk braided ponytail going down the centre of his head" sort of way.

[miocaro]

Yeah, Beth's chest. I find myself wondering where in the world she finds her bras. And how did she learn to run so well in those shoes?

Leland is a bit puny for my tastes (not that he is a weakling, I just don't like skinny boys). They had a guest bounty hunter on one episode, Richie was his name, that just about made me drool.

[herownlagoon]

she finds her bras at the "too-small bra" store.

once, we were talking about that show when my grandpa was sitting there, and he interjects and goes "i like that broad on the show" and makes a big breast motion in fron of his chest, as if he was holding two watermelons.

i had no idea grandpa even WATCHED bounty hunter. it was one of the most awesome moments of my life.

[vikarious]

Will you come clean my toaster oven too?

I'll build you a cake or something in return.

My dad keeps asking "should we get a toaster oven for the break room?" And while I think toaster ovens are an indispensible appliance, I sceam "NO! IT'LL NEVER GET CLEANED AND THEY'RE TOTAL FIRE STARTERS!!!"

[roxy_fondue]

i would clean any assortment of appliances to get a built cake.

do you have an office bitch in your office? from your entries, i know there are many bitches in your office (ha) but are there any low enough on the totem pole to clean toaster ovens?

[elizawrites]

The Vaughiniston were at the cubs game the other day -- he was singing during the 7th inning stretch -- and it was the day after Brangelina's baby was announced. they kept showing her in the fancy seats and she looked so sad. I felt so bad for her. :/

[roxy_fondue]

i heard about that and saw a clip of Vince singing "take me out to the ball game". i guess Vaughniston are really into Chicago. is that where Vince is from?

[elizawrites]

I think so, yeah. Also I heard she was moving here. Because it is awesome.

[roxy_fondue]

i have never been

it is weird, because the first thing i think about when i hear Chicago is that old sitcom "perfect strangers" about the two cousins who work at the chicago newspaper and are dating blonde flight attendants. that is such a mental correlation to make.

oh, and i also think about the chicago-style pizza i had while i was in, strangely enough, boston.