I just got an email of the tour dates for Coldplay's new Twisted Logic tour. I swear, I got so excited that I screamed like a maniac! I jumped up and down. I did a dance. I sang. And I screamed some more. In fact, I got so excited that I feel nauseous. I really think I'm going to throw up and if catch a whiff of that spew, I'll hurl some more. I feel like I'm going to blow chunks.
Anyway, this is so major for me! The last time they were supposed to come, something happened and they had to cancel. It was announced on the radio. But then, I went to the tour section of their website and there's aplace where you can talk about your concert experiece and someone was talking about how much fun they had at the concert in Albuquerque and I was freakin' out! Because I was absolutely sure that they had to cancel and they didn't have their concert here. So, when I read that, I was confused and upset. I don't know. But anyway, today just became the greatest day ever because I learned that they're coming here 24 August 2005!!! And because I'm in their fan club, I have access to a pre-sale of tickets!!! Wicked! Brilliant! Thank you God! I have long awaited this day! I'm so glad that I have access to the pre-sale because tickets go on sale 4 June and I'll be in Iran then. I'll be in Iran for 36 days and I know that they'll all be sold out or I'll have to buy the crappy lawn seats by the time I get back. And, I'm sorry but I CANNOT see my FAVORITE band from the lawn seats where some asshole will inevitably be blowing his smoke, cigarrette or otherwise, in my face. I have to get awesome seats. I want to see every one of Guy's chords. I want to be able to read whatever message will be scrawled on Chris's hand. I love LOVE love them so much!
Greatest. Day. Ever. !!!!
Of course, this day will be replaced after I see Star Wars... Oh my God! It's coming. Ahhhh!!! I'm so excited about that too! I think I'm going to explode. I'm having an entire sensory overload! Coldplay is coming to Albuquerque and Star Wars is going to be here in a few hours! My happiness right now is psychotic. I could crush a coconut in one hand. I could snap a redwood in half. I don't even feel human right now. I'm like some crazed adrenaline monkey with the strength of fifty crazed adrenaline monkeys. Thank you God. Drop the mike.