Actually, Hayden would be my boyfriend...
I'm pleased. I hate Tara Reid so it makes sense that she's my nemesis. But, I have to make a sustitution. I'd actually be dating Hayden Christensen not James Marsden.
So, I'd have a drinking problem, eh? I'll be a wino. There'll be tabloid reports of me being thrown out of bars, restaurants, and wine tastings because I got too rowdy. What a shame. My best friend Halle Berry will have to have an intervention. Then I'll go on Oprah and cry as I tell her my story. Drinks all around. Lol.