What I Think About While Watching Maury Povich
I was watching the Maury Povich show really early this morning. The topic of the day: "I was a geek in high school and now I'm hot" or something along those lines. Anyhoo, it was people who were nerdy and major geeks in high school who came on the show to show off their new hot and sexy look to their former bullies and childhood crushes. After the 2nd or 3rd person, I started to realize that all the former geeks became strippers or adult film stars. And it got me thinking...do geeks fantasize about growing up to become strippers in an attempt to show their past bullies that they are good looking? Do nerds become porn stars to show their old crushes that people actually want to sleep with them?
In a couple of years, I'm now expecting the McClure twins to have a stage show at the Foxxes Den. I also expect Mike Broley to become a major porn star famous for having lots of orgies. I also expect all the girls that Mike dated, especially Baby Emma, to become the best damn strippers around. Can't wait for the high school reunion when everyone sits around in a circle bragging about their jobs. I can just picture it now..."Hi, we're the McClure twins and we perform every weekend at bachelorette parties" "Hi, I'm Mike and I've had sex with 15 girls at once on tape and sold it over the internet" "Hi, I'm Emma and I can wrap my legs around my head while shaking my ass and sliding down a pole" Oh God.
After reading this post back to myself, I realized that it sounded kinda mean, but it's not meant to be that way. There's nothing wrong with being a stripper or a porn star.
In a couple of years, I'm now expecting the McClure twins to have a stage show at the Foxxes Den. I also expect Mike Broley to become a major porn star famous for having lots of orgies. I also expect all the girls that Mike dated, especially Baby Emma, to become the best damn strippers around. Can't wait for the high school reunion when everyone sits around in a circle bragging about their jobs. I can just picture it now..."Hi, we're the McClure twins and we perform every weekend at bachelorette parties" "Hi, I'm Mike and I've had sex with 15 girls at once on tape and sold it over the internet" "Hi, I'm Emma and I can wrap my legs around my head while shaking my ass and sliding down a pole" Oh God.
After reading this post back to myself, I realized that it sounded kinda mean, but it's not meant to be that way. There's nothing wrong with being a stripper or a porn star.