old men
Matt was sitting outside a bar in downtown Albany when suddenly two men in their late 60's approached him. "Wanna have crazy wild sex?" asked old man #1. Matt pondered it for a full .0000395 seconds before leaping to his feet. "Hell yeah man. You old dudes are freaky!" The two old men took Matt to his apartment and preceded to have a crazy wild time, with their old sagging balls and wrinkly skin. This shit was so hot that the wallpaper began to peel off, no one in their right mind would want to be anywhere near the apartment. After being shown the time of his life, Matt stumbled off, and threw up for a full hour.
Reality: Albany makes me think of Bombers mmmm....
Reality: Albany makes me think of Bombers mmmm....