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Right now, I'm proud to say that I am reading various versions of The Aristocrats joke here in the school library, RIGHT next to an attractive girl who, just 10 minutes ago, was clearly hitting on me.
Why am I stating this?
Because in no way, for any human being, no matter it be the hottest thing on the planet, the queen of France, Princess Diana’s corpse, or pounds of dust and debris from that hilarious New Orleans flood, am I going to politely put away something as groundbreakingly offending as The Aristocrats.
I’d also just like to give a heads up that if, given three weeks of opportunity, you haven’t seen the movie yet, you’re a complete ass.
Why am I stating this?
Because in no way, for any human being, no matter it be the hottest thing on the planet, the queen of France, Princess Diana’s corpse, or pounds of dust and debris from that hilarious New Orleans flood, am I going to politely put away something as groundbreakingly offending as The Aristocrats.
I’d also just like to give a heads up that if, given three weeks of opportunity, you haven’t seen the movie yet, you’re a complete ass.