Dec 10, 2009 20:47
Dear house:
I have made a door-draft-blocker. I have put plastic on all of the windows that are not covered with thick, homemade curtains (and some that are). I have the ceiling fan on. I have the heat on. Why the hell are you not warm? What else do you want from me? I am doing my damndest. Stop being so drafty, and heat-sink-y! It sucks, and I hate the cold! And when you make it cold, I HATE YOU TOO.
Love,
your soon to be moving to bermuda or something tenant
PS, you suck.