So yes, Love Never Dies: Unfortunately, Since We All Wish It Would Already.

Let's do that.

I have seven pages in my notebook, all written in the dark, and I will try to expand on each note to give you a flavour of just what bookelfe and I sat through. (Her review, for she is swifter and more industrious than I am, is here!IN FAIRNESS: On a certain level ( Read more... )

In a feat of miraculous clumsiness, I have just poured hot wax over both my thighs. Those jeans will never be the same again.

I just...

*Facepalm*

Some days I don't know why I'm allowed out of the house.

Okay, so in my dream last night, Carlisle Cullen turned into Barack Obama halfway through without anyone really noticing.

I haven't even read or watched Twilight.

I'M SO SORRY, MR. PRESIDENT.

SPARKLEMUNS, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, YES YOU, neenie!

Not the rabbits. Fuckers. Meeeeeeble.

We took down all the Christmas stuff today, wrapped up warm against the cold and snow. Weird and inexplicable places that pine needles have shown up thereafter include:

My pockets.
In my shoes.
(related, in my toe. Ow ( Read more... )

Sssssso, looks like they're started casting for Avatar: The Cash-in

I'll just... be over here. Hoping this isn't accurate. :(

WHAT THE FUCK, SNOW?!

SERIOUSLY?

So, how exactly does one sing 'When the Going Gets Tough' convincingly?

With preteen backup singers and dancers?

I feel this will be special.

Oh, crap.

And it is crap.

But, crap.

( Avec rambling and bitching )

London? Wouldn't you know it, full of bloody zombies. Dragged sister to meet innerbrat, and we holed up in Science Museum, before fortifying a nearby Pizza Express. Think we might have got away with it. Turns out garlic butter is a powerful repellant to more than one type of undead. Who knew ( Read more... )

So, I'm not really into either Wincest OR Supernatural RPS. You guys know that, right?

Right?

*Goes and cries with laughter in the corner*