jimmy, let me know if you want me to hit her

[rouxjuniper]

sylviaamsterdam: he'd be such a hot little prep
sylviaamsterdam: he already has a North Face
Lgph7: he needs to not be a skater
Lgph7: hes too tall
sylviaamsterdam: i think there is an obvious option here
Lgph7: ....goth?
Lgph7: oooo scene!!
sylviaamsterdam: ...yea right
Lgph7: ill buy him checkered shoes and a nightmare of you shirt
Lgph7: OMG hed be such a sweet scenester
sylviaamsterdam: NO WAY
sylviaamsterdam: he's going to be a PREPPY JOCK
sylviaamsterdam: he'd be sooo cute
sylviaamsterdam: you know it too
sylviaamsterdam: let's buy him boat shoes
Lgph7: ...checkered boat shoes?
sylviaamsterdam: NO LAURA
Lgph7: YES BECCA
sylviaamsterdam: PREP
Lgph7: COOLER THAN THAT

[advice from john malone]
(maloneiii: i suggest you force him to go shopping with you for prep stuff until he enjoys it)
(sylviaamsterdam: i'll give you $100 to kidnap him and condition him for a day)
(sylviaamsterdam: as long as drugs aren't involved)
(maloneiii: what kind of person do you think i am?)

sylviaamsterdam: we are converting Jimmy
sylviaamsterdam: i'm forming an army
sylviaamsterdam: you can join, or not
Lgph7: checkered shoes it is