So with a cash gift of $200 and the impressive sales today, I was able to acquire 3 pairs of slacks, 3 turtlenecks, 2 dress shirts, a vest, a tie, dress gloves, a 100% cashmere sweater, and Penguin paperbacks of 2 epic poems.

Yes, I'm very excited to have spent gift money predominantly on clothes. Maybe that's when you know you're an adult?