Wombats Speak English
So... I was talking on msn with one of my favorite fanfic authors... she wrote "Ides of March"... a House fanfic.
I found out she was from Australia and I was like "Ooh! do you talk like Chase?" and then we got into this conversation about Chase and the English language and came up with some cute and funny scenes...
Kelli says:
people in the US are stupid... they are the ones that ask me that. One girl in Florida was the dumbest i ever met. I told her I was from Minnesota and she asked "Is that part of Canada?"
...
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
I went there and people asked me if I had to learn English to go there.
Kelli says:
*ROFLMAO*
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
And I was just 'er... no?' and this guy whispered 'dude, she doesn't know what you're saying!'
Kelli says:
omg
Kelli says:
that would be an amazing sort of conversation for House and Chase...
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
House: NOW... THIS... IS... A... HOS-PIT-AL.
Chase: Hey, I can speak English.
House: AND... THIS... IS... DOCTOR... CUDDY. SHE.. HAS.. BOOBS.
Chase: I can see that...
Cuddy: He can speak English, House.
House: Don't encourage the poor kid.
Kelli says:
*L*
Kelli says:
*LOL as she reads it again*
Kelli says:
i can so picture that...
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
I can see somebody in the clinic doing it.
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
'Can I've a doctor who can speak English?'
'I can.'
'No, you're Australian.'
'I can still speak English.'
'No, you can't.'
'WTF AM I SPEAKING ASSHAT?!'
Kelli says:
*L* totally lose it in the clinic.
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
And stomp off in a huff.
Kelli says:
all pouty too
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
And mope over his vegemite sandwich.
Kelli says:
*L* muttering under his breath the whole time "I do TOO speak English...."
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
And House just pats him on the shoulder with 'That's the spirit, sonny!'
I found out she was from Australia and I was like "Ooh! do you talk like Chase?" and then we got into this conversation about Chase and the English language and came up with some cute and funny scenes...
Kelli says:
people in the US are stupid... they are the ones that ask me that. One girl in Florida was the dumbest i ever met. I told her I was from Minnesota and she asked "Is that part of Canada?"
...
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
I went there and people asked me if I had to learn English to go there.
Kelli says:
*ROFLMAO*
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
And I was just 'er... no?' and this guy whispered 'dude, she doesn't know what you're saying!'
Kelli says:
omg
Kelli says:
that would be an amazing sort of conversation for House and Chase...
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
House: NOW... THIS... IS... A... HOS-PIT-AL.
Chase: Hey, I can speak English.
House: AND... THIS... IS... DOCTOR... CUDDY. SHE.. HAS.. BOOBS.
Chase: I can see that...
Cuddy: He can speak English, House.
House: Don't encourage the poor kid.
Kelli says:
*L*
Kelli says:
*LOL as she reads it again*
Kelli says:
i can so picture that...
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
I can see somebody in the clinic doing it.
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
'Can I've a doctor who can speak English?'
'I can.'
'No, you're Australian.'
'I can still speak English.'
'No, you can't.'
'WTF AM I SPEAKING ASSHAT?!'
Kelli says:
*L* totally lose it in the clinic.
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
And stomp off in a huff.
Kelli says:
all pouty too
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
And mope over his vegemite sandwich.
Kelli says:
*L* muttering under his breath the whole time "I do TOO speak English...."
-Ice-Hearted- -Get out of my temporal lobe!- says:
And House just pats him on the shoulder with 'That's the spirit, sonny!'