Who are you?!
Jamie said "Take ten people and write something about them. Don't say who you've written about. Some are real people here who don't read this, others people who live behind computer screens and do. Feel free to get all paranoid/have egogasms over who you think you are"
Ross got paranoid
Jamie got cocky
Ross attempts to return the favour-
1: I never liked you, but I always felt mean about it so pretended I did. Subjectively though, you're a worthless human being
2: We used to talk a lot, but now we can go for weeks without talking. I guess your life has changed a lot, and will never be the same again after what you recently found out.
3: Youre a nice enough person, but I cant help but feel from time to time that my life would have been better off without you. We'll probably drift apart soon anyway.
4: You tend to cheer me up when I'm down. I trust you with a lot of secrets and i wish youd tell me more of yours to be honest
5: Youre quite odd really. Sometimes i just want to scream because youre so naive, but then youre genuinely a nice person.
6: How can you remain so oblivious to the fact that everyone of the opposite sex fancies you?!
7: You make me smile more than anyone else, but its sad that our friendship isnt everything it used to be. It doesnt look like were going to drift apart though and with time, everything could work out perfectly.
8: Dont forget your old mates now your zooming around the country
9: Youre far more awesome than you probably think I think you are. I just enjoy taking the piss a bit too much
10: Youve got some serious issues, but youre a nice person deep down..
Ross got paranoid
Jamie got cocky
Ross attempts to return the favour-
1: I never liked you, but I always felt mean about it so pretended I did. Subjectively though, you're a worthless human being
2: We used to talk a lot, but now we can go for weeks without talking. I guess your life has changed a lot, and will never be the same again after what you recently found out.
3: Youre a nice enough person, but I cant help but feel from time to time that my life would have been better off without you. We'll probably drift apart soon anyway.
4: You tend to cheer me up when I'm down. I trust you with a lot of secrets and i wish youd tell me more of yours to be honest
5: Youre quite odd really. Sometimes i just want to scream because youre so naive, but then youre genuinely a nice person.
6: How can you remain so oblivious to the fact that everyone of the opposite sex fancies you?!
7: You make me smile more than anyone else, but its sad that our friendship isnt everything it used to be. It doesnt look like were going to drift apart though and with time, everything could work out perfectly.
8: Dont forget your old mates now your zooming around the country
9: Youre far more awesome than you probably think I think you are. I just enjoy taking the piss a bit too much
10: Youve got some serious issues, but youre a nice person deep down..