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i just started typing a boring story about my weekend, but fuck that. ill just rant!
yeah and fuck capital letters and apostrophes... im ranting
ok so first... fallout boy suck. FALLOUT BOY SUCK
repeat it 10 times
FALLOUT BOY SUCK
so
why did the 2 girls opposite me on the coach to oxford talk about how good they are?
why were 2 of my.. friends wearing fallout boy tshirts this weekend?
WHY did a fallout boy album get played in a car?!
it makes NO sense
its enough to make me want to slit my wrists and end it all really
FALLOUT BOY SUCK!
Seriously my friends' overall wit is low...
They seem too afraid of swearing and talk of anuses and paedophiles to make decent jokes.
But then from time to time they seem to be ok with subtle phallic jokes... but then one of them ruins it by being too retarded to comprehend the punchline and adding his own. Main offenders here are dom and pete who im living with next year, so wooo-fucking-hoo. the people im living with suck
Par example (thats french for fallout boy suck):
unsuspecting innuender- "he was choking on a big peice of meat" (giggle from me and maybe tom because hes not retarded)
pete or dom- "haha no.. he was choking on a PENIS hahahahhaahha"
me- *groan*
i was laughing... im a miserable bastard. do you realise how rare that is? and you ruined it with your shittiness
nice one
you suck, but at least fallout boy suck more.. maybe thats why you listen to them. because they make you feel comparatively awesome
what next? ok... dont people drink?
i mean this on 2 levels really
we sat in pubs for 4 hours yesterday, and most people had 1 alcoholic drink, maybe 2
i had 5.
so ok it wasnt a heavy drinking session, but why not? i wouldnt mind, but theres dom nursing his half pint of low alcohol beer, and he talks about how he loves going to festivals because its just 4 days of non-stop drinking. he refused to drink a dirty pint we bought him on his birthday. obviously he sees himself as a bit of an alcoholic hardman in his anecdotes- all 2 of them that weve heard 8 times before
maybe im just an alcoholic
but the other side to my rant of drinking is that everyone seeemd to have about 2 sips of water all weekend. amanda brought out tiny little glasses and a tiny jusg full of water with enough for us all to half fill a glass once a day
grrr
ok, so that was a bit of a shit thing to rant about... im sure i had better things
people in oxford are odd.. i saw one black man all weekend and 1 tour party of chinese tourists on a tour bus. maybe its because they managed to kick out all the bloody foreigners no doubt extraditing them to birmingham, but oxford people are so so smug
they know they fucking rule. they dont rule, but they know they do
they wear tweed and bike around grinning smuggly because theyre saving the environment. and they walk around talking loudly about shakespeare as if they actually give a fuck and theyre not scared a chav is going to beat them up for it. and they stare as they walk past you. just look at the ground humbly, you freaks. fuck off back to wanking over chaucer in the library
"im in oxford. im allowed to wear really gay glasses and stick my teeth out and wear a cotton traders tshirt with tweed trousers so that people can make napoleon dynamite 2 about me"
GOD THAT FILM SUCKED. fallout boy suck more though
Talking of films sucking, on friday night, we sat in front of amandas home cinema and started to choose from her selection of over 1000 dvds. we got down to man on fire and batman begins, neither of which i have seen
apparently theyre both equally completely awesome
batman begins was awesome. my god it was awesome even more awesome than fallout boy are cock sucking twats
but then man on fire sucked. theres a fairly interesting 90 minutes of psychological kidnapping stuff which would have been awesome if the actors werent crap.
then all of a sudden, denzel washington says "everyone who was involved, everyone who profitted, everyone who opens thier eyes on me- im going to kill them" and suddenly the film entirely forgets its plot and he just goes on a rampage.
my friends think his torturing scenes are awesome. to be fair they arent bad, but theyre short and infrequent rather like sexual acts (not oral) between an oompaloompa and its sex slave. my friends need to watch more awesome films to get awesome in perspective
i guess the shit plot has an excuse as it was based on a true story. like my lj, and a fallout boy ballad
prasad.. he tunrs up a day late, keeps us waiting when were about to go ice skating, then he offers us a lift in, but all the way he gets bored and skips to a new song every 20 seconds! can we not listen to a whole song? preferably not an oasis one PLEASE?
when we got back, he somehow got the tv remote... he turned of highlights of radiohead at v to watch one of the scary movies. it wasnt the first one, so it didn just suck, it was as bad as a fallout boy gig. but its ok, because he got bored of that and switched to south park, but then he got bored of that and switched to something else. eventually we got to sin city and i told him to leave the fucking remote alone in a mock serious voice so that everyone wouldnt hate me because theyre all terribly polite.
wed missed most of it, but then when we got to the yellow guy, someone said that one was horrible in a clearly "awesome. its horrible" way, and he said "oh ok ill put something else on and put some shit music channel on.. hed even been talking throughout the bit of sin city we saw about how awesome it was, so why the fuck cant he just leave it on? i had a bit of a go at him and it was back on though till it ended, then we had to watch him flicking through programmes about horny couples who have bad sex and want to learn. he sat there laughing and saying it was shit, but he didnt change the channel, and hed suddenly tell us to be quiet when they were giving a tutorial on how to give blowjobs... hmmm
GAY
oh and they all talked about football too much, but that goes without saying :(
one last rant then:
public service people. like coach drivers
so coach full of people.. 15 minutes before departure. driver standing by door. i walk up and say hello and pass my ticket towards him and he says "you werent on here before were you?" in THE most sarcastic voice ive ever heard
i informed him that i wasnt
"well you should go and wait with the other people over there then shouldnt you?" says he, pointing at 2 people sat on a bench nowhere near the coach, not forming an obvious queue
"oh im sorry. im not boarding passengers from oxford yet, but if you just wait over there with those people, ill be able to let you on shortly" is all i ask for
this sounds like nothing, but my god it pisses me off
like fallout boy
Ok so i said thats the last rantery paragrapage, but i guess i thought of 2 more things while i was typing...
posh people have bloody big houses and buy tons of expensive crap, but they have no style...
ooh that tiger skin rug has a £1000 price tag. lets buy one to match our roof solar panel which is hooked up via a pipe thats hanging through the room unconcealed and covered in paint thats not quite the same colour as the wall
idiots
and radiohead are so gay!
why do they have to come on stage when im watching a film?! grrr i wanted to listen to them for ages via kates phone, with a few squees mixed into the music
but thats not really their fault
its my fault for going to see snakes on a plane which sucked more than fallout boy
my god it was awesome though!!
the first snake attack is onto a womans nipple as shes having sex in a plane toilet, followed shortly by the mans cock being deepthroated and bitten off by another snake
FALLOUT BOY SUCK!
yeah and fuck capital letters and apostrophes... im ranting
ok so first... fallout boy suck. FALLOUT BOY SUCK
repeat it 10 times
FALLOUT BOY SUCK
so
why did the 2 girls opposite me on the coach to oxford talk about how good they are?
why were 2 of my.. friends wearing fallout boy tshirts this weekend?
WHY did a fallout boy album get played in a car?!
it makes NO sense
its enough to make me want to slit my wrists and end it all really
FALLOUT BOY SUCK!
Seriously my friends' overall wit is low...
They seem too afraid of swearing and talk of anuses and paedophiles to make decent jokes.
But then from time to time they seem to be ok with subtle phallic jokes... but then one of them ruins it by being too retarded to comprehend the punchline and adding his own. Main offenders here are dom and pete who im living with next year, so wooo-fucking-hoo. the people im living with suck
Par example (thats french for fallout boy suck):
unsuspecting innuender- "he was choking on a big peice of meat" (giggle from me and maybe tom because hes not retarded)
pete or dom- "haha no.. he was choking on a PENIS hahahahhaahha"
me- *groan*
i was laughing... im a miserable bastard. do you realise how rare that is? and you ruined it with your shittiness
nice one
you suck, but at least fallout boy suck more.. maybe thats why you listen to them. because they make you feel comparatively awesome
what next? ok... dont people drink?
i mean this on 2 levels really
we sat in pubs for 4 hours yesterday, and most people had 1 alcoholic drink, maybe 2
i had 5.
so ok it wasnt a heavy drinking session, but why not? i wouldnt mind, but theres dom nursing his half pint of low alcohol beer, and he talks about how he loves going to festivals because its just 4 days of non-stop drinking. he refused to drink a dirty pint we bought him on his birthday. obviously he sees himself as a bit of an alcoholic hardman in his anecdotes- all 2 of them that weve heard 8 times before
maybe im just an alcoholic
but the other side to my rant of drinking is that everyone seeemd to have about 2 sips of water all weekend. amanda brought out tiny little glasses and a tiny jusg full of water with enough for us all to half fill a glass once a day
grrr
ok, so that was a bit of a shit thing to rant about... im sure i had better things
people in oxford are odd.. i saw one black man all weekend and 1 tour party of chinese tourists on a tour bus. maybe its because they managed to kick out all the bloody foreigners no doubt extraditing them to birmingham, but oxford people are so so smug
they know they fucking rule. they dont rule, but they know they do
they wear tweed and bike around grinning smuggly because theyre saving the environment. and they walk around talking loudly about shakespeare as if they actually give a fuck and theyre not scared a chav is going to beat them up for it. and they stare as they walk past you. just look at the ground humbly, you freaks. fuck off back to wanking over chaucer in the library
"im in oxford. im allowed to wear really gay glasses and stick my teeth out and wear a cotton traders tshirt with tweed trousers so that people can make napoleon dynamite 2 about me"
GOD THAT FILM SUCKED. fallout boy suck more though
Talking of films sucking, on friday night, we sat in front of amandas home cinema and started to choose from her selection of over 1000 dvds. we got down to man on fire and batman begins, neither of which i have seen
apparently theyre both equally completely awesome
batman begins was awesome. my god it was awesome even more awesome than fallout boy are cock sucking twats
but then man on fire sucked. theres a fairly interesting 90 minutes of psychological kidnapping stuff which would have been awesome if the actors werent crap.
then all of a sudden, denzel washington says "everyone who was involved, everyone who profitted, everyone who opens thier eyes on me- im going to kill them" and suddenly the film entirely forgets its plot and he just goes on a rampage.
my friends think his torturing scenes are awesome. to be fair they arent bad, but theyre short and infrequent rather like sexual acts (not oral) between an oompaloompa and its sex slave. my friends need to watch more awesome films to get awesome in perspective
i guess the shit plot has an excuse as it was based on a true story. like my lj, and a fallout boy ballad
prasad.. he tunrs up a day late, keeps us waiting when were about to go ice skating, then he offers us a lift in, but all the way he gets bored and skips to a new song every 20 seconds! can we not listen to a whole song? preferably not an oasis one PLEASE?
when we got back, he somehow got the tv remote... he turned of highlights of radiohead at v to watch one of the scary movies. it wasnt the first one, so it didn just suck, it was as bad as a fallout boy gig. but its ok, because he got bored of that and switched to south park, but then he got bored of that and switched to something else. eventually we got to sin city and i told him to leave the fucking remote alone in a mock serious voice so that everyone wouldnt hate me because theyre all terribly polite.
wed missed most of it, but then when we got to the yellow guy, someone said that one was horrible in a clearly "awesome. its horrible" way, and he said "oh ok ill put something else on and put some shit music channel on.. hed even been talking throughout the bit of sin city we saw about how awesome it was, so why the fuck cant he just leave it on? i had a bit of a go at him and it was back on though till it ended, then we had to watch him flicking through programmes about horny couples who have bad sex and want to learn. he sat there laughing and saying it was shit, but he didnt change the channel, and hed suddenly tell us to be quiet when they were giving a tutorial on how to give blowjobs... hmmm
GAY
oh and they all talked about football too much, but that goes without saying :(
one last rant then:
public service people. like coach drivers
so coach full of people.. 15 minutes before departure. driver standing by door. i walk up and say hello and pass my ticket towards him and he says "you werent on here before were you?" in THE most sarcastic voice ive ever heard
i informed him that i wasnt
"well you should go and wait with the other people over there then shouldnt you?" says he, pointing at 2 people sat on a bench nowhere near the coach, not forming an obvious queue
"oh im sorry. im not boarding passengers from oxford yet, but if you just wait over there with those people, ill be able to let you on shortly" is all i ask for
this sounds like nothing, but my god it pisses me off
like fallout boy
Ok so i said thats the last rantery paragrapage, but i guess i thought of 2 more things while i was typing...
posh people have bloody big houses and buy tons of expensive crap, but they have no style...
ooh that tiger skin rug has a £1000 price tag. lets buy one to match our roof solar panel which is hooked up via a pipe thats hanging through the room unconcealed and covered in paint thats not quite the same colour as the wall
idiots
and radiohead are so gay!
why do they have to come on stage when im watching a film?! grrr i wanted to listen to them for ages via kates phone, with a few squees mixed into the music
but thats not really their fault
its my fault for going to see snakes on a plane which sucked more than fallout boy
my god it was awesome though!!
the first snake attack is onto a womans nipple as shes having sex in a plane toilet, followed shortly by the mans cock being deepthroated and bitten off by another snake
FALLOUT BOY SUCK!