from moffit's restroom (for eric)
Twist and Grout
So the land lady came today. She's like an older spacey woman, reminds me of Mrs. Ellis. She was like "Oooooh nooo... is this YOUR cat?" cause on the lease it says no pets but when I moved in there were two cats and there had previously been a dog. So... fuck that. And hello. The place was a dump when I moved in and we've totally cleaned up most of the house. And she's worried about a CAT wrecking the carpets and lenolium? No. I might worry about the tenants more. I hate it when oblivious old people treat me like I'm an idiot. The cat's fucking staying, lady, and I guarantee the house will be the better for it.
So the land lady came today. She's like an older spacey woman, reminds me of Mrs. Ellis. She was like "Oooooh nooo... is this YOUR cat?" cause on the lease it says no pets but when I moved in there were two cats and there had previously been a dog. So... fuck that. And hello. The place was a dump when I moved in and we've totally cleaned up most of the house. And she's worried about a CAT wrecking the carpets and lenolium? No. I might worry about the tenants more. I hate it when oblivious old people treat me like I'm an idiot. The cat's fucking staying, lady, and I guarantee the house will be the better for it.