Cracky silliness from no universe.
Title:
Author: Rosieknight
Rating: G
Universe: Any
Characters: Megatron and Optimus
Warning: All dialogue and references to other fandoms.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Transformers or anything parodied or referenced in this story. They belong to the various copyright holders.
"Optimus, you have not yet discovered your true power! Join me and together-"
"I'll shoot you in the face if the next thing you say contains or references the phrase 'as Father and son,' Megatron."
".... Erm.... No. I was going to offer you training to harness your full, untapped power!"
"You wanna see my power? Fine! Matrix Power, Makeup!"
"What. The. Slag?"
"I am the freedom loving Sailor Matrix-"
"Cut the speech, Optimus. Why are you dressed like a human femme?"
"By the power of the Matrix, I'll right wrongs and triumph over evil. And that mean you!"
"Nice speech, but it didn't answer my question."
"Sorry, but the speech kinda has to be said. As for the outfit, it's tradition."
"Tradition?"
"Tradition. ... Do you hear fiddle music coming from that roof?"
"No..."
"Ok. .... Why are you staring at me like that?"
"I'm not sure about the outfit, but I like the wings."
"Wings!?"
"And the antenna toppers are a nice touch."
"Oh Primus."
End
Author: Rosieknight
Rating: G
Universe: Any
Characters: Megatron and Optimus
Warning: All dialogue and references to other fandoms.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Transformers or anything parodied or referenced in this story. They belong to the various copyright holders.
"Optimus, you have not yet discovered your true power! Join me and together-"
"I'll shoot you in the face if the next thing you say contains or references the phrase 'as Father and son,' Megatron."
".... Erm.... No. I was going to offer you training to harness your full, untapped power!"
"You wanna see my power? Fine! Matrix Power, Makeup!"
"What. The. Slag?"
"I am the freedom loving Sailor Matrix-"
"Cut the speech, Optimus. Why are you dressed like a human femme?"
"By the power of the Matrix, I'll right wrongs and triumph over evil. And that mean you!"
"Nice speech, but it didn't answer my question."
"Sorry, but the speech kinda has to be said. As for the outfit, it's tradition."
"Tradition?"
"Tradition. ... Do you hear fiddle music coming from that roof?"
"No..."
"Ok. .... Why are you staring at me like that?"
"I'm not sure about the outfit, but I like the wings."
"Wings!?"
"And the antenna toppers are a nice touch."
"Oh Primus."
End