I am no longer following the common sense rules.
Anyone who lives in a crowded house or has a roommate knows what I am talking about. For example, the common sense rule that if you use the last of the toilet paper, replace the fucking role. The common sense rule that if you drink the last of the pitcher of sweet tea make a-fucking-nother one. These are really not that hard to follow hence the name common sense rules. A borderline ‘tard could figure it out (Sorority Row reference).
I am the only person in this house that follows them. There have been numerous times I have reached that critical point of needing toilet paper in the bathroom only to look around frantically because there is none to be found. I do not know how many times I have been like 99.99% parched and wanted some sweet tea only to find the empty fucking pitcher in the fridge; the pitcher that I had just made an hour ago and put it in the fridge to cool down. Only the best sweet tea is made on the stove in an actual kettle, but I digress.
I will no longer be following these common sense rules since I am the only one in the house that does. I am going to have my own fucking roll of toilet paper that I will be taking to and from the bathroom. Instead of making pitcher after pitcher of perfect sweet tea I will be making them by the glass full for myself. I hope the rest of the people living in this house will die from dehydration and petrificaction due to the fact that they will have to sit on the toilet forever because no one replaced the fucking roll!
I am the only person in this house that follows them. There have been numerous times I have reached that critical point of needing toilet paper in the bathroom only to look around frantically because there is none to be found. I do not know how many times I have been like 99.99% parched and wanted some sweet tea only to find the empty fucking pitcher in the fridge; the pitcher that I had just made an hour ago and put it in the fridge to cool down. Only the best sweet tea is made on the stove in an actual kettle, but I digress.
I will no longer be following these common sense rules since I am the only one in the house that does. I am going to have my own fucking roll of toilet paper that I will be taking to and from the bathroom. Instead of making pitcher after pitcher of perfect sweet tea I will be making them by the glass full for myself. I hope the rest of the people living in this house will die from dehydration and petrificaction due to the fact that they will have to sit on the toilet forever because no one replaced the fucking roll!