This is my morning routine for the days I work:

Wake up at 6 am
Pee
Wash my face
Apply moisturizer
Get dressed
Brush my teeth
Do makeup
Do hair
Put on watch
Spritz perfume
Pick out shoes
Leave apartment no later than 6:45
Drive to my sister's
Arrive at Jen's no later than 7:05

Very exciting.

A real post is coming soon. I swear.