Letters of blargh

[rose_in_shadow]

Dear Christmas Craze,

Please settle down now. I'm getting just a too stressed out and really don't want to run away as hoards of family descend upon the house.

A slightly frazzled Me

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Dear headaches,

Please go away.

Thanks awfully.

Me

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Dear roommate,

Get a job.

Love,

ME

p.s. Quit complaining about me watching my tv when you've been on it all day. Kthxbai.

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Dear PMS,

I'm well aware that all of the above letters (cept the headaches) probably not exist were it for you. Please shut up and die.

Me