Random Twenty-Four Question Meme
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shi_chan
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
It’s Roget’s Thesaurus. Well, since the pages aren’t exactly numbered, I turned to the closest I could find, 18.1. Four lines down, jumping back to line 3 to get the entire word: “inconstancy, inconsistency, variability.” This is my life.
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
The HP printer.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Top Gear.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
3:50 AM.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:26 AM.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Two ticking clocks.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Taking stuff out to the compost box.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My Friends page at LJ.
9. What are you wearing?
A light blue T-shirt, navy gauchos, white socks with tan-and-black embroidered sea life, and worn-out black Brooks trainers. Oh, and beige undies. (Well, you asked!)
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. No, I don’t remember what about.
11. When did you last laugh?
About six hours ago, while watching Top Gear.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
A black, tan and red “Guinness Stout” tea towel and a quilted wall hanging depicting a beach covered with various seabirds.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Oh, always. Today it was the neighbor’s brown toy poodle wearing a red-and-white Santa sweater with a huge buckle on the back. Cute, but doggy clothes are weird.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It’s not boring.
15. What is the last film you saw?
The Brendan Fraser remake of "The Mummy." Well, the last half.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Everything I need and a lot of what I want. Then I’d check with the local animal shelters and buy them some of the things they need.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I have a pet butterfly, sort of. I’ll start posting about her when I get the pictures back.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Get rid of organized religion.
19. Do you like to dance?
Occasionally. By myself. When no one’s looking.
20. George Bush:
I hope he doesn’t do much more damage before leaving office.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I won’t likely be having any human children. My first cat child is Melissa. I call her Missy. Also Baby Girl, Miss Puss, Mischief, Miscreant, Pest …
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
See above, regarding human children. I'd call him Tiger Boy.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Absolutely. Canada, or maybe England.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I don’t exist. Go back down.
25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
Oh, I’m not in charge here. Do whatever you want.
shi_chan
1.Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
It’s Roget’s Thesaurus. Well, since the pages aren’t exactly numbered, I turned to the closest I could find, 18.1. Four lines down, jumping back to line 3 to get the entire word: “inconstancy, inconsistency, variability.” This is my life.
2.Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?
The HP printer.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Top Gear.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
3:50 AM.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
3:26 AM.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Two ticking clocks.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Taking stuff out to the compost box.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My Friends page at LJ.
9. What are you wearing?
A light blue T-shirt, navy gauchos, white socks with tan-and-black embroidered sea life, and worn-out black Brooks trainers. Oh, and beige undies. (Well, you asked!)
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes. No, I don’t remember what about.
11. When did you last laugh?
About six hours ago, while watching Top Gear.
12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?
A black, tan and red “Guinness Stout” tea towel and a quilted wall hanging depicting a beach covered with various seabirds.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Oh, always. Today it was the neighbor’s brown toy poodle wearing a red-and-white Santa sweater with a huge buckle on the back. Cute, but doggy clothes are weird.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It’s not boring.
15. What is the last film you saw?
The Brendan Fraser remake of "The Mummy." Well, the last half.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Everything I need and a lot of what I want. Then I’d check with the local animal shelters and buy them some of the things they need.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.
I have a pet butterfly, sort of. I’ll start posting about her when I get the pictures back.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Get rid of organized religion.
19. Do you like to dance?
Occasionally. By myself. When no one’s looking.
20. George Bush:
I hope he doesn’t do much more damage before leaving office.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I won’t likely be having any human children. My first cat child is Melissa. I call her Missy. Also Baby Girl, Miss Puss, Mischief, Miscreant, Pest …
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
See above, regarding human children. I'd call him Tiger Boy.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Absolutely. Canada, or maybe England.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
I don’t exist. Go back down.
25.Tag six people who must also do this in THEIR journal:
Oh, I’m not in charge here. Do whatever you want.