this is for you to laugh.
last night i did not sleep one bit. why? mosquitos! i was up until 7 in the morning dealing with these fucking things. all over my goddamn feet. at 4 am i called tim ward because i knew he'd answer and talk to me to get the bug bites off my mind so that i wouldn't scratch them. as soon as i hung up. they started to ITCH. so i got duck tape. put socks on. ducktaped my feet. then tied my feet together with pajama pants. and then taped my hands together so that i could not itch. i fell asleep at 7am. woke up at 11am. showered. came back in my bed for an hour and went to buy anti itch cream. i hate mosquitos. and i can't WAIT FOR FUCKING ARIZONA BECUASE THERE ARE NO MOSQUITOS! fuck. YES DESERT! ok. fucking hate bug bites so much. ok.