Just as I was thinking, "Damn, maybe I should delete my Twitter account and stop going there. It's such a lameass timewaster," someone posted this haiku ( Read more... )

Kevin Smith regarding a signing at his store in New Jersey: It wasn’t a clusterfuck, but it was certainly a quagmire of sorts. Oh, how I love him.

Tonight Jade and I are supposed to go see "Martian Child" for the third time, and I spent all night poking a finger in my right eye and now, shocker, it's all mad at me, and very red, and is like " ( Read more... )

"You don't have to be handicapped to be different. Everybody's different."

- Kim Peek (The real "Rainman")

"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."
-- Mark Twain

Well, isn't Mark Twain groovy. I should really take that advice to heart.