Offensive Joke I heard this morning.
A young blond woman heads to a bar and has a good time. Does some drinking does some dancing, and gets hit on a few times. By the end of the night she's pretty drunk and picks up a guy.
They head back to her apartment and as she fumbles with the keys she turns to him and says. "You know I've never been with a black guy before. Is it true what they say?"
He turns to her and smirks, "Well baby, that ain't my arm around your shoulders."
*insert canned laughter*
Why did this amuse me, when other jokes of this variety do not? I don't know.
In anycase.
There haven't been any postings lately because I forget about this site when I have free time, and nothing of note has happened in any way shape or form. Work is boring, sleep has been ok, not good not bad. Just waking up with a dry patch in the back of my throat is anoying. It happens when I sleep on my back. Odd that.
Visited the others yesterday, Ari gave me some very mean looks. Odd girl. Honestly can't tell if I am suppose to be amused or intimidated. So it really just confuses me. Joe knows what I'm talking about. Been talking to him while at work alot.
Been thinking impure thoughts about females I see. But then again that's the normal for typical male species. So I'm not entirely off my rocker. Yay.
I've come to think of journals as no longer a chance to share one's feelings or thoughts but to get record of a person's insanity and put it on display.
Anyways. On with the insane babbling.
I can't remember my dream from last night. Which is odd I usually remember my dream for the whole day.
Despite having dinner last night around 11pm I woke up ravenous. I can't understand it. I of course skipped breakfast anyways. Par for the course.
3 random and weird facts about me.
1 At work I have a collections of (unused)toothpics from the one japanese resturant I visit every week.
2 My longest nails have been growing since February 12. The shorter ones broke sometime after that, were trimmed and reset. I forget when, but I will find out.
3 I like to swim, but hate getting wet.
They head back to her apartment and as she fumbles with the keys she turns to him and says. "You know I've never been with a black guy before. Is it true what they say?"
He turns to her and smirks, "Well baby, that ain't my arm around your shoulders."
*insert canned laughter*
Why did this amuse me, when other jokes of this variety do not? I don't know.
In anycase.
There haven't been any postings lately because I forget about this site when I have free time, and nothing of note has happened in any way shape or form. Work is boring, sleep has been ok, not good not bad. Just waking up with a dry patch in the back of my throat is anoying. It happens when I sleep on my back. Odd that.
Visited the others yesterday, Ari gave me some very mean looks. Odd girl. Honestly can't tell if I am suppose to be amused or intimidated. So it really just confuses me. Joe knows what I'm talking about. Been talking to him while at work alot.
Been thinking impure thoughts about females I see. But then again that's the normal for typical male species. So I'm not entirely off my rocker. Yay.
I've come to think of journals as no longer a chance to share one's feelings or thoughts but to get record of a person's insanity and put it on display.
Anyways. On with the insane babbling.
I can't remember my dream from last night. Which is odd I usually remember my dream for the whole day.
Despite having dinner last night around 11pm I woke up ravenous. I can't understand it. I of course skipped breakfast anyways. Par for the course.
3 random and weird facts about me.
1 At work I have a collections of (unused)toothpics from the one japanese resturant I visit every week.
2 My longest nails have been growing since February 12. The shorter ones broke sometime after that, were trimmed and reset. I forget when, but I will find out.
3 I like to swim, but hate getting wet.