stupid questionair bullshit that people have done and I'm just bored enough to do
10 years ago - I think I was in freshman year of highschool
5 years ago - First year of college
1 year ago - One year ago today I was in this desk doing work at this desk. Nothing has changed.
Yesterday - Same as today, working at this desk, doing the same as I did the day before.
Tomorrow - Same as today, working at this desk, doing the same as I did the day before.
5 snacks I enjoy - I don't enjoy snacks. I'd rather have a meal. So if it came to just a snack and only a snack... Crunchy cheese doodles(not puffed) and maybe some Doritos. Thats about it, don't like sweets.
5 bands/artists that I know the lyrics to most of their songs - Marilyn Manson, Korn, NiN, Powerman 5000(only 1 album sadly) White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Ramstein, Gorrilaz, Michael Jackson(mom loved him when I was a kid) I could go on.
5 things I would do with $100,000,000 - 1 New computer, 2 invest so I would not need to work, 3 Travel to visit friends, 4 reimburse parents for however much they spent on me over my lifetime, 5 Entertainment
5 locations I'd like to run away to - In my head, into some movies(boomchicka bow-wow), deep space with advanced hot alien chicks, alaska, canada
5 bad habits I have - Forgetting everything, from my last haircut to my own birthday. The ability to let the things that don't matter slide. To me thats alot of things and I let slide way too much. Picking the worst possible moment to say or do something to sabotague interpersonal relationships. And being too observant and impartial to be considerd part of a situation, ergo putting my self in a place above and beyond my 'friends' making me seem inhuman to them to some degree.
5 things I like doing - Watching my nails grow. Watching cartoons while playing 3 games at once. Yes I have done this. Chatting with friends on line, in person wherever. Thats all that comes to mind.
5 things I would never wear - Spandex, white jeans, bra, panties, womens clothing, brand name clothing, bathingtrunks (sooo uncomfortable)
5 TV shows I like(d) - Farscape, Firefly, Stargate, Battlestar Galactica(new and old) Anime (shitloads of it)
5 movies I like - Leon AKA The Professional, Fifth Element, Alien series, Robocop, Terminator series, Die hard series, action and scifi, Xmen Spider-man, various marvel movies coming out
5 famous people I would like to meet - None, famous people mean jack shit to me.
5 biggest joys at the moment - None, there is no joy. The things that would bring me joy would bring me more pain than it's worth.
5 favorite toys - Computer, Playstation 1-2, Xbox. I don't play with toys. I used to have and love this full 2 foot tall metal Voltron with the individual lions that form up, but I lost it and it was partially broken from all the playing.
What do you feel is your biggest accomplishment in your life thus far? None.
What is your favorite sound to hear? The opera singer that did the singing for Plava Laguna in Fifth Element.
What sound do you hate to hear? My mother's voice saying my name.
What is your favorite smell? Skunk, vanilla, and women.
What smell don't you like? Perfume.
What is your favorite feeling (emotion)? I don't know, couldn't tell you. I need to collect more data.
What is your favorite feeling (tangible)? Rough hot concrete underneath my bare feet, and snow crunching beneath my bare feet.
What is something that you have seen and will never forget? The smile of the first women I had a crush on.
What is your favorite word? Favorite word? What sort of retarded question is that.
What word do you hate?
Any I don't know the meaning of off the top of my head.
What is your favorite curse word?
I don't have to use curses to get my point across, but the standards work just fine. Fuck shit asshole bitch and so on.
What turns you on? Don't know. I would have to say catching a peek at something I shouldn't. That little tease makes me want more.
What turns you off?
Getting what I want too easily.
(x) - you've done
(_) - you haven't done
(?) - maybe
(x) ever smoked marijuana
(x) been drunk
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a member of the same sex (Dad, brother, one male friend, all on the cheek, non sexual, you pervs)
(_) crashed a friend's car
(_) stolen a car
(_) been to Japan
(_) played mailbox baseball
(x) ridden in a taxi
( ) been in love
(?) been dumped
(x) shoplifted (tiny things)
(x) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) kicked someone's ass
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
( ) ever had a crush on someone of the same sex
( ) ever dated someone of the same sex
(x) had feelings for someone who didnt have them back
(_) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
(x) stole something from my job
( ) celebrated new years in time square
(_) gone on a blind date
( ) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(_) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
(_) been to Europe
(x) skipped school
(x) slept with a co-worker
(_) been married
(_) gotten divorced
(_) had children
(x) had sex
( ) seen someone die
(_) been to Africa
( )had a crush on one of my Live journal friends
(_) Slapped someone I loved
(?)Driven over 400 miles to attend a show/festival/fetish ball Does flying count?)
(x)Been to Canada
(_) Been to Mexico
(x) Been on a plane
(x) Seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show
(_) Thrown up in a bar
(x) Purposely set a part of myself on fire
(x) Eaten Sushi
(_) Been snowboarding
(x) Met someone in person from the internet
( ) Been moshing at a concert
(x) had real feelings for someone you knew only online
( ) been in an abusive relationship
( ) been pregnant or got someone pregnant
(_) lost a child
(x) gone to college
(_) graduated college
(x) tried killing yourself
(x) taken painkillers (see 1 above)
( ) love someone or miss someone right now
(_) met Bill Gates
1. What is your full name? No answer
2. What color pants are you wearing? Kahki brown
3. What are you listening to right now? computer fans
4. What was the last thing you ate? meatball pizza at 6pm yesterday current time 12 noon
5. Do you wish on stars? No
6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Crayons are stupid.
7. How is the weather right now? Don't know don't care. Airconditioning is great.
8. Last person you spoke to on the phone? Dad
9. Do you like the person who sent this to you? No one sent it to me. So bugger off.
10. Favorite drink? Sprite + Orange juice. Yes it sounds bad, but go try it fucker.
11. Favorite sport? To play, football. To watch, Rugby.
12. What color is your hair? Black
13. Siblings? full blood Sister, 1 sister by father remarring, 1 step sister 2 step brothers
14. Favorite month? The cold ones.
15. Favorite food? Hamburger helper - Cheeseburger flavor.
16. What was the last movie you saw? Don't remember it's name it was on hbo, but last dvd I saw was Lemony Snicket, waste of my time, but mildly amusing none the less.
17. Favorite Day of the Year? Don't have a preference, but the snow days are my preferred ones.
18. What do you do to vent anger? I don't. I try to not have anger to begin with. I am bad with it, but when I have it, its usually through meditation or self reflection I get rid of it.
19. What was your favorite toy as a child? Voltron was the most memeorable, but no favorite.
20. Summer or winter? Winter
21. Hugs or kisses? Neither, human contact creeps me out sometimes. But when acclimated, both are nice.
22. Chocolate or vanilla? Vanilla
23. Do you want your friends to e-mail you more often? No, I am too forgetful to respond and they're likely to take it badly.
24. Who is most likely to steal this? Have fun fuckface.
25. Who is least likely to steal it? Who fucking cares.
26. When was the last time you cried? The last time I stopped to think about how hopelessly pointless existance is if it's entirely devoid of all things that make life enjoyable.
27. What is under your bed? probably dust, dirt, and lost socks.
28. Who is the friend you have had the longest? None. I've have had more years without friends than those with.
29. What did you do last night? Watched anime, played Civ 1 on the Snes, played on a mud and talked on a phone.
30. What are you afraid of? Very large insects. Nothing else.
31. Plain, buttered or salted popcorn? I hate popcorn.
32. Favorite car? Material things mean nothing to me as do your methods of conveyance.
33. Favorite flower? Jade cactus plant. Flowers are for pussies, which is odd because pussies are sometimes called a woman's flower. So I like those too.
34. Number of keys on your key ring? Eight on one and one on the other
35. How many years at your current job? 1.5
36. Favorite day of the week? The ones where I don't work.
37. What did you do on your last birthday? I think I was on a plane coming back from washington.
38. How many states have you lived in? Two
39. How many cities have you lived in? two
As some of these are duplicates I will ignore some.
1. smoked a cigarette -
2. smoked a cigar -
3. made out with a member of the same sex -
4. crashed a friend's car -
5. stolen a car -
6. been in love -
7. been dumped -
8. shoplifted-
9. been fired -
10. been in a fist fight -
11. snuck out of your house -
12. had feelings for someone who didn't return them -
13. been arrested -
14. made out with a stranger -
15. gone on a blind date -
16. lied to a friend -
17. had a crush on a teacher -
18. skipped school -
19. slept with a co-worker -
20. seen someone die -
21. been on a plane -
22. thrown up in a bar -
23. taken painkillers -
24. love someone or miss someone right now -
25. laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by - No
26. made a snow angel - yes
27. played dress up - yes
28. cheated while playing a game - Against other players no, against the game yes.
29. been lonely - All the time.
30. fallen asleep at work/school - yes many times at school, never at work.
31. used a fake id - no
32. felt an earthquake - no
33. touched a snake - yes, owned one.
34. ran a red light - yes, accidental
35. been suspended from school - yes, twisted a teachers arm, and cursed one out (catholic school)
36. had detention - yes, for being late
37. been in a car accident - no, came close
38. hated the way you look - yes, few don't
39. witnessed a crime - don't know.
40. pole danced - no
41. been lost - constantly
42. been to the opposite side of the country - yes
43. felt like dying - yes, few times.
44. cried yourself to sleep - no
45. played cops and robbers - don't remember
46. sang karaoke - no, unless singing badly in your car counts
47. done something you told yourself you wouldn't - yes, quite a few times
48. laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose - yes in my youth
49. caught a snowflake on your tongue - probably
50. kissed in the rain - no
51. sing in the shower - no
52. made love in a park - no
53. had a dream that you married someone - probably, don't remember.
54. glued your hand to something - no
55. got your tongue stuck to a flag pole - no
56. worn the opposite sex's clothes - no
57. been a cheerleader - no
58. sat on a roof top - yes
59. didn't take a shower for a week - no
60. ever too scared to watch scary movies alone - no
61. played 'chicken' - no
62. been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on - yes, once
63. been told you're hot by a complete stranger - no
64. broken a bone - yes, left collar bone
65. been easily amused - not usually, but rarely yes
66. laugh so hard you cry - a few times
67. mooned/flashed someone - no
68. cheated on a test - no
69. forgotten someone's name - constantly
70. slept naked - often with girlfriend, not before or since
71. gone skinny dipping in a pool - yes
72. been kicked out of your house - no
73. blacked out from drinking - I think once
74. played a prank on someone - yes, scaring them half to death in the process many times
75. gone to a late night movie - yes
76. made love to anything not human - no, wonder who would say yes.
77. failed a class - yes
78. choked on something you're not supposed to eat - no, can't choke anymore too good at coughing it up.
79. played an instrument for more than 10 hours - no
80. cheated on a gf/bf - no
81. ate a whole package of oreos - not the big ones, but the little 99 cent 5 pack of cookies yes
82. thrown strange objects - yes
83. felt like killing someone - yes
84. thought about running away - yes, but usually calmed down after a few hours
85. ran away - yes, see above.
86. did drugs - tried weed, nothing more. Can't stand not being me, so don't do any mood altering substance except sleep deprivation.
87. had detention and did not attend it - yes
88. yelled at parents - yes
89. made a parent cry - probably
90. cried over someone - no
91. owned more than 5 sharpies - um maybe, not tecially mine so no, but I have posessed many temporarily
92. dated more than 1 person at once - no
93. have a dog - yes, parents
94. have a cat - yes, parents
95. own an instrument - no
96. been in a band - no
97. had more than 25 sodas in one day - have I, no, could I yes.
98. broken a cd - yes, AOL cds make great throwing weapons
99. shot a gun - yes, shotgun rifle hand gun and bow in my youth
100. been on okcupid for more than 5 hours - what the hell is ok cupid?